Dump's "Fireside Chat" reading the transcript

[thegoose]

You just know someone suggested that to him. He doesn't know what the fuck that was. He has no sense of history — or the world.

Plus he'll never do it. It's another one of his Ancient Orange smokescreens. Ridiculous. Is he going to do both voices? And use puppets?

[bdamomma]

1. let him do it

all he keeps on doing is digging himself into a hole, keep on digging.

[maxsolomon]

4. exactly. bring it.

he won't be able to make it through the transcript without endless sidebars and petty snarking. he'd read portions of it in his "i'm reading" sing-song monotone. it's likely he'd do a Ukrainian accent when he read Zelenskyy's parts.

the GOPutin way: filling the air with a firehose of bullshit.

[Dennis Donovan]

2. Agreed, he probably thought it was a Firefox IM extension...

"Um, Mr President? It's actually something FDR did over the radio to calm the nation during the Depression."

"My limo got stuck on the FDR once..."

[thegoose]

3. [phone]

[alwaysinasnit]

5. This, from a an imbecile who won't even read a 1 page presidential daily briefing. You've got to be

kidding me.

[Scurrilous]

6. I'd prefer Trump give the chat from inside the fire.

[ecstatic]

7. trump isn't good at reading aloud. When he attempts to,

there's a lot of sniffing, stammering, and a monotone voice.

He'll have to either memorize it or freestyle.

[thegoose]

8. Gee, do you think he's doing the Studio 54 snort?

That'll do terrible things to his cardiovascular system (please, please)...