Nationals Accuse Astros of Throwing Series to Avoid White House Visit

[mac56]

http://takomatorch.com/index.php/2019/11/01/nationals-accuse-astros-of-throwing-series-to-avoid-white-house-visit/

"The Washington Nationals filed a formal complaint with MLB this week accusing the Houston Astros of deliberately throwing Games 6 and 7 to force the Nationals to visit the White House, where they would have to dine on fast food with President Trump."

[Buckeye_Democrat]

1. The Orange Sox Scandal.

Totally justified.

[dhill926]

2. Bwahahaha...

[sheshe2]

3. Ha!

[UTUSN]

4. Bwah HAH, don't know if this is BOROWITZ or The Onion or real!1 Best line:

“It’s a known fact that everyone hates Ted Cruz. Seeing him in an Astros jersey at the game clearly caused the team to lose on purpose just to spite him.”

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

5. How cruel of them

[Collimator]

6. Lovely.

Thanks for the chuckle.

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. .....

[Ferrets are Cool]

8. That is hilarious, but on a serious note, I DO wish they would refuse to attend. nt

[Karadeniz]

9. Desperate times call for desperate measures...you do what you got to do.

[Liberal In Texas]

10. So that's what happened!

[IronLionZion]

11. LOL

Nobody wants that kind of punishment. Not even the hero dog from the ISIS raid.

[Dem2theMax]

12. I really needed a good laugh.

And this sure fit the bill!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

13. Thanks for the link - that's a hilarious web site.

Home page link: http://takomatorch.com/

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[montana_hazeleyes]

14. L O L !!!

Belly Laugh here. It sure help the pain.

[Gothmog]

15. LOL

[Scotch-Irish]

16. LOL!! That was great!

And who could blame the Astros?