Moscow Mitch is doing his best to re-elect the Con...

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[Hermit-The-Prog]

1. paper ballots, Moscow Mitch

Paper ballots, readable by humans, marked by humans, countable by humans.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

2. Moscow Mitch keeps one eye at his Russian oligarchs.

"Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces."

[Funtatlaguy]

3. He's up to his 🐢 shell in corruption.

[DFW]

4. The ultimate Stalinist

Moscow Mitch adheres to that old meme attributed to Stalin:

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything."