Trump's aid came to him and said, " Sir, I had a dream"

[calguy]

"You got your parade! It was miles and miles long winding thru Washington D.C. Millions of joyful people lined the streets. All the people were cheering, joyful, and literally dancing in the strrets. And you were riding in the most beautiful carriage."
Trump asks, "Was I happy?"
The aid answers, "I don't know sir. The casket was closed."

[Dagstead Bumwood]

1. It's a dream we all share, dear sir. n/t

[tblue37]

2. LOL! K&R. nt

[PJMcK]

3. For the win!

Thanks, calguy. I needed that.

[Timewas]

4. Took it

Straight to facebook

[George II]

5. The great thing about this is today there WAS a parade in DC, a BIG parade, for the fans....

....that booed him at the baseball game last week.

[Hekate]

6. That is a Sir Story I can really get behind

[ProudProgressiveNow]

7. KR NT

[2naSalit]

8. K&R

[thesquanderer]

9. Excellent! Just change "Was I happy?" to "Was I smiling?" (n/t)

[Amimnoch]

10. Forth grade response:

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer... and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is trying to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”

[warmfeet]

11. Let's take them down -

repugs, that is. Long past time.

[erronis]

13. Great joke, especially with the gender change. The gop is all male prostitutes

with perhaps a few XX (Huckerbee, Conway, Ingraham, ...) thrown in for looks.

[liberalla]

14. good laugh! I didn't see that coming

[uponit7771]

26. +1

[demigoddess]

27. LOL!!!!

[gademocrat7]

12. K&R!

[cstanleytech]

15. Could be nightmare because remember if he goes Pence becomes president.

[alfredo]

19. I believe Pence is implicated in the Ukraine scandal

[cstanleytech]

20. The odds of Trump getting convicted in the Senate are already slim if the Repugnants circle the

wagon to protect him and they are even worse for them being willing to convict both Trump and Pence.

[alfredo]

30. Let's see how the Senate vote is handled.

I think there is more jeopardy for the Senate Reps than Dems. Let's see how the public testimony goes. Watch the polls to see how it trends.

Trump has threatened to shut down the government if impeached. Do it Orange Julius. Yeah, punish the country for the Dems follow the law and evidence.

[lunatica]

23. Pence would be the lamest duck ever with

Only a year left, or less. He may be a favorite of Evangelicals but not of the Republicans or Putin. And I doubt Trump’s base will transfer their love of Trump to Pence. They will continue to love their cult leader.

[UTUSN]

16. Ya got me!1

[smirkymonkey]

17. If only!

[Martin Eden]

18. Reminds me about the man who bought a newspaper every day

He would cast it aside in disgust after glancing af the front page.

Finally, the guy at the newsstand asked why he buys the paper every day and tosses it after just a quick glance.

The man replied he was checking to see if someone died.

But sir, the obituary section is in the back section of the paper.

When the bastard I'm looking for dies, it will be on the front page!

[Aussie105]

22. Yes!

Trump will be the working material for comedians, cartoonists and satirists for decades to come!

3 years of Trump, 30 years of material!

[burrowowl]

21. K&R

[FailureToCommunicate]

24. Thanks! This whole thread brightened my morning.

[Nitram]

25. The line would be longer for those waiting to piss on his grave.

[LittleGirl]

28. Happy to be the 200th rec!

[magicarpet]

29. trDump sleeping with the worms,...

.... that is one long nap everyone has got to love.