They could use therapy. And it's just clear they don't understand politics, science, history, culture, etc. on top of their issues.
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons
(Right off the bat, we get an issue, your basement is magically infested with raccoons. Spontaneous generation was discredited hundreds of years ago. How did they get in? What did you do? If hundreds of raccoons are actually in your basement... then YOU did something to bring them in. But you (The person writing this, not you DUer or anyone else criticizing this, but I will use 'you' for the original author here on out) absolve yourself of any responsibility. Furthermore, do you like continuing in the fine line of Hitler and other forces of genocide? You made a comparison of human beings with human bodies, human minds, human souls, and human spirits to an animal. We call that animalistic dehumanization; Hitler had "rats" for Jews, slavers had "atavistic less-evolved humans" for black people, Hutu Power had "cockroaches" for Tutsi, and you have "raccoons" for illegal immigrants. Regardless of what you may think of "illegal immigration", those faceless nobodies actually have a skin, a body, a breath, a brain, a heart, a mind, a soul, a family, etc. like you.)
.. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement..
(See point above about them being like you)
You want them gone immediately!.. You call the city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.. But there is this one guy, and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him..
(OK, um, so raccoons don't congregate in the hundreds, if I were to suddenly have hundreds of mean non-skittish raccoons in my basement and nobody can handle it except for the One Magical Exterminator then you know what I'd think? It was an issue created by the One Magical Exterminator, fake ultimate hero thing going on, except instead of setting fires and putting them out, he dropped a whole horde of raccoons in my basement then takes the job so he can look like a hero... and that is what is going on here, you've made this issue in your head, and now Trump gets to be your hero. It's not "illegals" shooting up schools and churches, it's not "illegals" driving cars into people because confederate statues matter more to them than human lives, it's not "illegals" driving companies into the ground, it's not "illegals" who caused the 2008 recession, it's not "illegals" who caused the 2003 Iraq War, it's not "illegals" rejecting you from jobs, and it's certainly not "illegals" closing down your place of work and moving it overseas. Your chief complaint is you have to "press 1 for English" )
You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!.. You want your problem fixed!.. He's the guy.. He's the best!
(Except you do care when it's anywhere else, I can pull up a negative review of any business where complaints aren't about the the good, if the person behind the counter swears, is or seems inattentive, has poor hygiene, etc. then you are going to complain about it. That's you, you are the negative reviewer. I myself would never even dream of going into work and swearing or presenting a bad image of myself... or ultimately the institution I represent. You tell kids to pull up their pants but you don't hold a President to this same standard, what's wrong with you?)
Here's why we want Trump: Yes, he's a bit of a jerk; Yes, he's an egomaniac; but we don't care!.. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.. We want it all fixed!.. We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist..
(You sound like you're never going to be on the receiving end of this, if Trump changed his position, white, I mean what makes you so sure he won't change it on you?)
This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals,
("Illegals", what's up with that? Abortion is LEGAL, so does that mean the people who are spreading this around are all OK with abortion? What if you lived about 160-170 years ago and came across an escaped slave, helping a slave to escape was ILLEGAL, you'd have to turn him or her in or else you would be breaking the law, this shows a dangerous strain of authoritarian thinking in the person who wrote this)
we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.. And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want..
(Nation of victims, what are you? You sound like a victim of everything and everyone else. And what you want is a fairy tale, the "country we were born and raised in", what do you hate so much about the US today? Crime rate is lower, do you want to return to a higher crime rate, the America of before didn't have Facebook or other forms of social media that you are spreading this on, are you willing to go hard in the paint, or is it just the ethnic groups you don't like?)
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, sick of the Republican Party, and sick of illegals!.. We just want this thing fixed.. Trump may not be a Saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope..
(Yeah, except the last President had to be a Saint in your eyes. And you still attacked him for eating mustard on a hamburger, you attacked him for wearing a tan suit, you attacked him for... (checking notes) oh right, LOW gas prices, and you spread every single conspiracy theory about him, some of those conspiracy theories were circulated by the very same man you don't care is a Saint now. So we'll be sure to remember all of this right here right now about the NEXT President not needing to be a Saint)
We voted for a man who doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have political correctness restraining him.. We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also NOT a politician, NOT a cowardly politician.!..
(You know, it's funny... if we had an issue for years and it took a failed reality TV star to point it out to you, the issue is with you. Sounds like a personal problem to me)
And he says he'll fix it.. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong, or looked at and called a liar..
(Oh child, just because you have a big ego, doesn't mean the world will bend to you)
Also, we don't care if the guy has bad hair.. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW!!!
(Even if means blowing up the house, right?)
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