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"We're fucked. Empty your accounts and meet me at Andrews" (Original Post) Roland99 Nov 2019 OP
Two of the worst human beings on Earth. OliverQ Nov 2019 #1
+1 spooky3 Nov 2019 #3
Good God could they look any more miserable? dewsgirl Nov 2019 #2
Sickening. Satan will have to add an addition TheCowsCameHome Nov 2019 #4
Death grip. nt Maven Nov 2019 #5
MM to DJT: "My khaki's don't hide the stains like your blue trousers" TheCowsCameHome Nov 2019 #6
"Psst. The turtle barks at midnight." crickets Nov 2019 #7
LOL. Ilsa Nov 2019 #9
You can picture where the knives are. Midnight Writer Nov 2019 #8
New WWF tag team? The "Old Pasty White Guys?" NoMoreRepugs Nov 2019 #10
From the twitter feed... SixString Nov 2019 #11
tie a shrunken down Gaetz to Rump's jacobs, and Gym Jordan to Moscow Mitch's and it is complete Celerity Nov 2019 #12
that gif is so so so perfect! renate Nov 2019 #34
Hhaha great gifs I_UndergroundPanther Nov 2019 #36
It was nice of Moscow Mitch to pull his head out of tRump arse long enough to get some air. CentralMass Nov 2019 #13
At last night's rally in KY., When Mitch McTurtle came up to speak, it looked like Meadowoak Nov 2019 #29
:-) CentralMass Nov 2019 #33
Please excuse me, I must go vomit. 42bambi Nov 2019 #14
T: They booed me so hard, I peed my pants Captain Zero Nov 2019 #15
"Just hold me, I'm scared too!" imanamerican63 Nov 2019 #16
Tango with the Turtle? Cracklin Charlie Nov 2019 #17
The Tortoise and the Hair Helmet Blue Owl Nov 2019 #18
LOL ! montana_hazeleyes Nov 2019 #19
Armageddon. MontanaMama Nov 2019 #20
they know what we did last summer.... TalenaGor Nov 2019 #21
"Hold me... AKRicky Nov 2019 #22
Ewwwwwww Hekate Nov 2019 #23
"MAGAt chow" Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2019 #24
"You don't have to touch the turtle to get sick." MrsCoffee Nov 2019 #25
They realized they were surrounded by zombies Mersky Nov 2019 #26
No not flesh, lies. gordianot Nov 2019 #27
True. It's so true. Mersky Nov 2019 #28
Scum and Scummer lame54 Nov 2019 #30
They are thinking: skip fox Nov 2019 #31
Ha, yeah, I can totally see that Mersky Nov 2019 #32
"But you said you were gonna lead. Don't step on my foot!" lindysalsagal Nov 2019 #35
These two bdamomma Nov 2019 #37

SixString

(1,057 posts)
11. From the twitter feed...
Mon Nov 4, 2019, 11:30 PM
Nov 2019

"Hold me closer tiny hands-Sir!"

"The Turtle and the Hair."

"Twelve chins of treason."

Meadowoak

(5,543 posts)
29. At last night's rally in KY., When Mitch McTurtle came up to speak, it looked like
Tue Nov 5, 2019, 12:46 PM
Nov 2019

He crawled out from under the lecturn. I laughed so hard. I suppose there were stairs, or a trap door or something, but the visual was hilarious!

MrsCoffee

(5,801 posts)
25. "You don't have to touch the turtle to get sick."
Tue Nov 5, 2019, 10:42 AM
Nov 2019

My grandmother told me that when I wanted a pet turtle.

Mersky

(4,980 posts)
28. True. It's so true.
Tue Nov 5, 2019, 12:45 PM
Nov 2019

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There's turtleneck and tRump roast aplenty to go with the buffet of lies.

skip fox

(19,356 posts)
31. They are thinking:
Tue Nov 5, 2019, 01:48 PM
Nov 2019

Trump: "I trust this old geezer with my life. I have to."

McConnell: "This f*cker looks at me wrong and he's dead meat! . . . I can't wait til he really messes up. Then we can cut him loose for the sharks to take care of."

Trump: "Yep, loyalty sure is the greatest thing in the world."
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