Greenfield police reportedly seize 500 bags of 'Trump 2020' heroin, arrest 2 Springfield residents

[Fozzledick]

GREENFIELD — A Monday night traffic stop, prompted by a broken license plate light and what appeared to an illegal amount of window tint, led to the arrest of two Springfield residents on cocaine, heroin and other charges, police said.

The Recorder, citing court documents, reported each bag of heroin was stamped "Trump 2020."

https://www.masslive.com/news/2019/11/greenfield-police-arrest-2-springfield-men-on-heroin-and-cocaine-charges-following-traffic-stop.html

I guess "Trump Vodka" isn't enough for the coming campaign...

[NightWatcher]

1. It is called "dope".

[Bad Thoughts]

2. Is this how someone blows their vote? Eom.

[backtoblue]

5. *snort

[Ilsa]

3. Oh, please, please, please, God, let there be linkage!

An overheard phone call. A text. Anything!

What's Jr up to? Eric is too smart for this!

[Silver1]

6. Trump is such an inspiration to the "best" of us, isn't he?

Drug dealers, pedophiles, mobsters, racists ...

[Ilsa]

8. These are a few of his favorite things!

Drug dea-lers, pe-do-philes, mob-sters, and ra-cists
Liars, and bri-bers, and cam-paign-er hackers!
Au-thor-i-tar-i-an dudes, with evil intent...

Okay, here's the real thing:

Lyrics: My Favorite Things (parody…
Randy Rainbow

“[Trumps] Favorite Things”
Artist: Randy Rainbow

(spoken)"there are so many
things that make you happy...
Brutal dictators..
and cold-hearted liars..."

Tyrants and Traders and climate deniers
$5 spray tans with under eye rings
these are a few of your favorite things

tear gassing migrants For seeking Asylum
Burying tax returns after you file ‘em
Big fat-ass buckets of
fried chicken wings
these are a few of your favorite things

Blue collar workers all
Backwoods and beefy
Giant Hamburgers with extra “covfefe”
Siding with Saudi-Arabian Kings
these are a few of your favorite things

When your friends flip
when your day sucks
And your hair looks
bad---like right now----
just blame all the victims
and Praise all the schmucks
and then you won't feel sooo sad

KGB playdates and absolute power
pornstars And Playmates
who charge by the hour
Puppets at Fox News who
dance on his strings
these are a few of his favorite things

Long-winded tweets with no
spell check Corrections
raking up forests and stealing elections
Facts, fatties, fakes, &
fake bone spurs in slings
these are a few of his FAvorite things

Firing staff who won't
come to his defense
Signatures on non-disclosure agreements
“Lock her up!” chants like
his base always sings
these are a few of his favorite things

When the Dems fight
When your friends lie

and when Mahler’s close
Just take a cold shower
and have a good cry
and then you won't feel so gross

When your life sucks
Well for God's sake
When you’re about to snap
Take comfort in knowing
that you still make
The rest of us feel
like craa---aaa--aap!

[Silver1]

10. Oh that's just precious!

The tragi-comedy of our times.

[Silver1]

4. Very strange.

What could this be about?

[Fozzledick]

7. Heroin is often labeled with terms suggesting deadly poison.

Addicts interpret it as an indication of potency.

Then again, it could just be the biggest dope they could think of.

[Silver1]

11. Jeez. Creepy ...

I was thinking maybe it's being sold in a Rep district ... so the trump 2020 adds clout and, well, "pizazz".

[Efilroft Sul]

9. You'd have to be high to vote for more of this shit.