"School shootings are bad, right?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald (Scrooge's idiot nephew) Trump is thinking: "School shootings really grab all the air-time. It's playing on all the networks. . . . The suck up all the attention. . . . I'm not saying I'm for them, but after the week I had . . ."

[Grammy23]

1. A bit off topic but what is the deal with his hair??

That is a really odd way to comb his hair. If he is so rich, why doesn’t he ever have a decent haircut/hair style??

[skip fox]

3. Sorry,

I changed images so the screen story wouldn't distract from the joke.

(CAPTION Craft: You know how hard it is to find an image to go with a joke? It's easiest if you star with an image and write a joke for it.)

Here's the original image to explain Grammy23's hair queary:

[icymist]

4. Um... He's crazy.

[Grammy23]

5. Thank you for clearing that up!

😂😂😂

As if there is any doubt.....

[Peregrine Took]

2. OMFG. What is with the.....hair??

The top is all forward and flat and the sides (such as they are) are sprayed back into a flip??

Obviously no one around him can tell him how insane he looks, like the toilet paper on the shoe.

[Grammy23]

7. The proof of his insanity is --

He thinks that mess looks good. Hot. All the women will be swooning.

[AJT]

6. "Thete are good people on both ends of the barrel..."

[lpbk2713]

8. Shame on him.

He's not wearing an Old Glory lapel pin.

[skip fox]

9. D.T. is thinking:

"Great! . . . I got Mike watching the QVC special on male-enhancement products. . . . Maybe he'll take the hint and get me the Big-Boy Super-Pack for Christmas."

[underpants]

10. Where? Oh California.

Then he doesn’t care. Serves them right really.

[Johonny]

11. Remind me to buy Jim Jordan a jacket for Christmas, you pay for it and put my name on the card.