I didn't know necks had sizes. Trump rant tonight.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

Link to tweet

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[a kennedy]

1. Who on gawd's earth as President even talks like this???

[NCLefty]

27. The President of the United States of America talks like this.

He broke even the IDEA of us being good.

[BlueMTexpat]

57. NOT MY President!

NEVER MY President!

I have not once called him that. And I never will.

[machoneman]

2. Huh? Well, what's your I.Q. smart guy? Oh, a stable genius are we.......

...NOT!

[wnylib]

48. Same as his neck size

[Ohiogal]

3. What a fucking imbecile.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

4. Nine ?

Must be trumpie's IQ.

[dustyscamp]

5. Shiff needs to eat 10 quarter pounders each day for several years to get Trump's saggy neck

[malaise]

47. Schiff is a vegan

Fuck the Con

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

6. At least Schiff's thin neck doesn't have to be blurred out on

regular TV for 'decency standards'.

[Nevilledog]

8. *snort*

Save us from the chingina!

[Sogo]

22. Chingina....

LMAO!!!!

[lunatica]

31. LOL!

Camel toed neck!

[kentuck]

50. Just what I was thinking!

[madaboutharry]

7. He is a sick man.

It is horrific.

[Ohiogal]

9. Says the ugly bloated old toad.

[kimbutgar]

10. What's hilarious is that his supporters only know L,XL, XXL, XXXL and XXXXL in shirt sizes so this

Sounds strange to his cult members. HUH??????

[Laura PourMeADrink]

20. Me too! Is a 9 neck important if you have a custom

shirt made?

[pnwmom]

30. A size small neck would be 14. I don't think they are sold in sizes smaller than that.

https://www.thetiebar.com/shirts?fit=standard

[wnylib]

49. Except for kids? Don't know if kid sizes also have

neck sizes.

[pnwmom]

60. I have two sons and never have bought shirts with a neck size

till they got their first men's shirt -- a 14.

[dixiegrrrrl]

33. Shirt sizes are measured by neck size, sleeve length and chest size.

15 neck used to be average, dunno about now.

So my 6 ft son would wear a 16 neck, in a 38 chest size, sleeves long, meaning his arms are longer than Regular.

thus...16-38 long. Which is helpfully printed on the size tag found inside the collar.

Pants are waist size, length, and style of leg

Been a long time since I was in the male shirt buying mode, things may have changed.

[True Blue American]

43. No, still the same.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

61. I've only ever had 2 sizes: "fits" and "don't fit"

[Laura PourMeADrink]

62. Thanks for info DG. So making fun of Schiff's neck

Is like a male bashing thing. Would you be worried that there might be dozens and dozens of people in that place 1) might have a small neck too and/or 2) might be averse to making fun of one's appearance??

[dixiegrrrrl]

65. Now that Jeff Sessions is gone from Washington

the size 9 issue falls flat....

As for trump, what he lacks in ...finger...size, he makes up for in pants size.

[Hoyt]

11. trump is a buffoon. Schiff looks in good shape, anyway.

[Skittles]

12. I have never noticed anything wrong with Schiff's neck

I do, however, think that Ivanka resembles a Pez dispenser

[tblue37]

45. And Tom Cotton does, too. nt

[Kid Berwyn]

13. NAZI Propagandist Toolkit

Labels are very effective ways of generating emotions and cementing images.

Trump is a traitor.

[3catwoman3]

14. Does Trump not even know the sizes of men's shirt collars?

His must be at least an 18 or 19 (2XL or 3XL).

[Jane Austin]

24. No kidding!

No adult has a ten-inch neck, much less a nine-inch!

[tikka]

46. Traitor45 screwed up and said 9 instead of 19

What a complete idiot

[lpbk2713]

15. This clown is such an embarrassment.

Piss on any idiot who ever voted for him.

[2naSalit]

16. Sounds like sombody's getting a little "buggy"....nt

[dalton99a]

17. The bigger the better

[Maru Kitteh]

19. MY EYES

Ewwwwwwwwwww.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

21. That's totally shopped, no?

[dalton99a]

26. Nope

[3catwoman3]

28. He is certainly not...

...aging well.

[Judi Lynn]

44. Whoa! Looooking gooood!

Don't forget this one:

[Eyeball_Kid]

35. Two scoops says it's not. n/t

[Eyeball_Kid]

34. He looks ill. And mad as a hatter. n/t

[lastlib]

37. He looks like one of those toads that blows bubbles in its neck to attract a mate......

damn striking resemblance!

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(I prefer the amphibian myself.......)

[SammyWinstonJack]

42. Hideous!

[magicarpet]

66. The specimen of human perfection - NOT !

[blogslut]

18. Adam Schiff is a triathlete.

BLOTUS gets winded walking down the stairs.

[IcyPeas]

40. He is also a vegan

I learned this today.

And his wife's name is..... Eve. Adam and Eve. 😀

[JDC]

23. vs All chin and no neck I guess...

[Blue Owl]

25. Fatfuck McTinyHands will make the team, though.

[smirkymonkey]

29. Wait, so the guy with five flabby chins and no neck is making fun of the perfectly

normal looking guy with one chin and a normal looking neck? Has he EVER taken a look in the mirror?

What always amazes me about him is how someone that fat, stupid and ugly thinks he is in a position to call other people names based upon their intelligence and physical appearance. He has absolutely no self-awareness.

[intrepidity]

32. Trump's neck would only ever look good on

A guillotine.

[catchnrelease]

39. My favorite comment!

[comradebillyboy]

36. My late father, a professional soldier, put it this way:

"Sometimes you need the guys with size 18 necks and size 5 hats to go charge that hill. You don't want folks who ask too many questions"

[lastlib]

38. Rep. Schiff may not make the football team.....

But he made the IMPEACHMENT TEAM!! (He's the MVP quarterback!)

[riversedge]

41. Trump is a crude man.

[BlueStater]

51. God, make it stop.

It's impossible to have any sort of honest dialogue with the other side because they're a bunch of goddamn toddlers.

[Rorey]

52. It's a hard lesson to learn

Turns out I was married to one of these "toddlers". I still have a difficult time accepting that my efforts to have an honest dialogue were just a waste of time.

It's just dumbfounding to see this oaf talking about neck size. And football???

[Captain Zero]

53. I would say, Guillotines come in all sizes,

Fat Boy. But maybe I won't.

[SWBTATTReg]

54. Like 'no neck' rump has anything valid to say about anybody, eh? Pathetic.

[GoCubsGo]

55. At least Rep. Schiff has a neck.

Trump's head looks like a big, fat thumb stuck on a torso with a pile of hay on the tip of it.

But, seriously. How do people think this sort of behavior is okay. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

[handmade34]

56. a tiny pathetic

excuse for a human being … how in hell is this happening in the United States?

[Initech]

58. Yeah Present Two Scoops is one to talk about neck sizes.

[jcgoldie]

59. Well if you add neck circumference to IQ...

Schiff would still have about 100 pts on Trump.

[bluedigger]

63. The derogatory term is "pencil neck geek".

Trump can't even degrade people humorously.

[Codeine]

64. As a life-long pencil-necked geek

I urge the president to find some fresh material.