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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBREAKING: Beyonce to perform at impeachment halftime show
Last edited Fri Nov 15, 2019, 04:07 PM - Edit history (1)
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IN A desperate bid to garner interest from the lethargic American public, officials involved in the Trump impeachment proceedings have announced that Beyoncé Knowles will perform at todays Superbowl-styled halftime show, along with an array of supporting acts, WWN can confirm.
Citing poor concentration skills and general apathy among American voters, it was decided entertainment during an interval was needed to increase interest in the countrys latest impeachment proceedings, which was initially billed as the most entertaining impeachment of them all...
The investigation into president Trumps alleged scheme to coerce Ukraines president into opening an investigation into an election rival or face military aid being withheld is now into its second day, with its findings expected to change fuck all in the minds of Trump supporters.
God damn witch hun if ya ask me, spat Alabama soybean farmer Randy Stevens, who said he will vote for Trump again despite losing thousands in revenue this year due to the ongoing trade war with China, Mr. Trump is a good man and understands small folk like me more than anyone else I know he even killed ISIS, Stevens added, hocking out a large brown pile of tobacco.
Citing poor concentration skills and general apathy among American voters, it was decided entertainment during an interval was needed to increase interest in the countrys latest impeachment proceedings, which was initially billed as the most entertaining impeachment of them all...
The investigation into president Trumps alleged scheme to coerce Ukraines president into opening an investigation into an election rival or face military aid being withheld is now into its second day, with its findings expected to change fuck all in the minds of Trump supporters.
God damn witch hun if ya ask me, spat Alabama soybean farmer Randy Stevens, who said he will vote for Trump again despite losing thousands in revenue this year due to the ongoing trade war with China, Mr. Trump is a good man and understands small folk like me more than anyone else I know he even killed ISIS, Stevens added, hocking out a large brown pile of tobacco.
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BREAKING: Beyonce to perform at impeachment halftime show (Original Post)
StarfishSaver
Nov 2019
OP
right now, I'd settle for reruns of Ed Sullivan instead of Stephen R. Castor
Hermit-The-Prog
Nov 2019
#5
underpants
(182,739 posts)1. 😆
Chuckle
Gothmog
(145,086 posts)2. I love good satire
MontanaMama
(23,302 posts)3. I'll get in formation!
Who else is in?
Docreed2003
(16,858 posts)4. Lmao...that's brilliant
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,320 posts)5. right now, I'd settle for reruns of Ed Sullivan instead of Stephen R. Castor
okaawhatever
(9,461 posts)6. Love it. Can only imagine her satirical set list. nt
okaawhatever
(9,461 posts)7. Wait, what? So the Revolution IS going to be televised after all? nt
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)8. Media pizzazz...............
I re-tweeted it for NBC to see.
live love laugh
(13,096 posts)9. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
area51
(11,904 posts)10. Ha! n/t