GROUP HUG! Steffi DUI reassures all of you who were worried about Trump's unscheduled hospital trip

[Miles Archer]

The White House announced that President Donald Trump is healthy after an unscheduled trip to Walter Reed Hospital.

“After a quick exam and labs, the President is headed back downtown,” press secretary Stephanie Grisham said.

“The President remains healthy and energetic without complaints, as demonstrated by his repeated vigorous rally performances in front of thousands of Americans several times a week,” she argued.

Trump has been holding one or two political rallies a week, where he regularly speaks for well over an hour.

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/11/stephanie-grisham-claims-trump-is-healthy-and-without-complaints-after-surprise-visit-to-hospital/

[Scotch-Irish]

1. Well, shit.

Nuff said.

[Roland99]

2. She has Frank Burns lips

Meaning none

[Brother Buzz]

10. aka Ferret Face?

[Demovictory9]

3. Physical 4pm on saturday??

[badseedboy]

29. Yes! This sure seems bogus to me.

And doesn't he have his private MD in NYC do his physicals? Very fishy, like the smell of his breath, I imagine.

[mahina]

4. Five bucks it was a panic attack

Feels like a heart attack

Sucks to be you I djt

[Miles Archer]

6. I have them...severe ones have most of the symptoms on the heart attack checklist

Have been to the E.R. on three occasions.

You literally do not know if you're dying, or not.

[BigmanPigman]

15. Same here (twice) untill I found out they

were panic attacks. I even had one that woke me up while sleeping and had NO stress in my life at the time.
Breathing into a bag does the trick to fix it.

[Miles Archer]

18. It's the one drop spills the full glass of water concept, for me anyway

The glass won't spill until that last drop hits it. For me, residual stress builds up. When a major one hits I can't attribute it to a single incident in the moment. When it subsides, I can follow the breadcrumb trail back and I know exactly what triggered it.

[BigmanPigman]

20. That makes sense.

[mahina]

34. Only once here but it was alarming

What else would get his fat ass to Walter Reed unscheduled? All those spiffy machines can’t slip in the back.

He’s finally cracking.

[WheelWalker]

31. Acute Involuntary Reality Attack

[mahina]

32. DUzy

Ten points

[JDC]

36. Good one

[Bernardo de La Paz]

50. Your hammer met the nail. . . . nt

[BuffaloJackalope]

5. How does he stay so fit & active with a heart three sizes too small?

Must be the love of Jesus.

[Miles Archer]

9. A balanced diet from each of the four major food groups

Grease

Sugar

Fat

Salt

[mahina]

33. Lol

[leftieNanner]

49. Wrong

Junk

Fast

Frozen

Spoiled

(lifted this from an old cartoon)

Plus you forgot a fifth food group: caffeine and chemicals in Diet Coke. Seriously toxic stuff - and I used to drink it a lot.

[Ilsa]

60. No, not grease. Caffeine!

The 4 major food groups are sugar, salt, fat, and caffeine.

[BigmanPigman]

19. HA! My Christmas card from a few years ago.

[pwb]

7. Trump speaks for an whole hour? And gets tired?

wow

[Miles Archer]

12. I read that last week's MAGAt rally was "shorter."

Some of them kept on going after the two hour mark.

Word on Twitter was that last week's was "noticeably shorter" and the MAGAts seemed "less energized."

[Garrett78]

16. How the hell can anyone stand listening to him for that long? 30 seconds and I need a cold compress.

[CatMor]

8. But isn't he the healthiest most robust ...

president in the history of the country and the world. Grisham is falling down on the job.

[whathehell]

35. Sure, just like he's a "very stable genius"

[sop]

11. Trump lies about everything, and now they want people to believe this bullshit story is true?

[Dagstead Bumwood]

13. My God, that woman radiates warmth.

Or maybe it's just lockjaw.

[catbyte]

14. I think he sprung himself.

[lunatica]

44. Hahahahahaaaa!

[bluestarone]

17. I'm surprised they didn't say

tRUMP went to the Hospital to make sure the DR. was doing ok.

[Blue_true]

21. The stress in her face says otherwise. We will see soon enough.

They can't tell Mother Nature a lie and expect that to pass.

[Eyeball_Kid]

59. Trumpy snorts himself up for his rallies and will sometimes crash and burn.

Panic attacks make sense.

[PuffedMica]

22. It was just a cover for some of Trump's other important business

He probably needed a place secure from the eyes and ears of justice to access a one-time-use burner phone to call Putin. Trump was just checking in and getting his orders for the next few months.

[OhNo-Really]

23. Thoughts & Prayers every night. I mean really every night

[malaise]

24. White Wine on ice

just in case

[OhNo-Really]

28. Ugh! No alcohol anymore. Hurts my brain 🧠

Pain or no pain? 😂

[mahina]

39. Lol

[unitedwethrive]

25. The WH said it, so it must be true

[spanone]

26. trump knows more than the generals and the doctors....

trust your instincts, don

[Laura PourMeADrink]

67. And the astronauts and the CA firefighters and the Notre Dame

first responders

[spanone]

69. yep.

[Sneederbunk]

27. Refuses to be weighed.

[Cirque du So-What]

30. That picture...

Botox above, freak-out below.

[MoonRiver]

37. So exactly why did the a-hole go to the hospital?

Unscheduled trips there are usually called emergencies.

[mahina]

40. I bet it was a panic attack.

Feels like you’re dying

[MoonRiver]

42. I just said the same thing to my husband!

[mahina]

43. Cheers

May he roast.

[lunatica]

38. It's not her face I find ugly.

It’s the look on her face.

[wryter2000]

41. I don't know about you

but I feel much better.

[monmouth4]

45. Do we really know that he came back to the WH? Has anyone actually seen him? They could have left

him there and no one would really know, tinted windows, etc. I'm thinking he may have OD'd on whatever drugs
he likes.

[muriel_volestrangler]

46. "without complaints"? He's a living, breathing complaint

He is a grievance in physical form. The Trump Doctrine is "I have been mistreated, and I demand restitution!"

[Tactical Peek]

47. " . . . next week . . . "

"JeffCO

Fuckhead's going to show up next week with noticeably larger breasts isn't he?"


https://www.eschatonblog.com/2019/11/saturday-evening.html#comment-4692039352

[Gothmog]

48. I am skeptical

Link to tweet

[Newest Reality]

51. Wow...

AI and robotics have really progressed rapidly. That android looks very realistic. It is almost human.

[dchill]

52. Is it me, or does she look a little stressed?

[Stuart G]

58. More than a little...look like she isn't happy, but telling a lie...

If everything was OK, wouldn't she be smiling?

[sheshe2]

53. Perhaps he was passing a 'Stone'.

Roger that.

[Ohiogal]

54. "Repeated vigorous rally performances "??

You mean the times he gets up in front of his loyal admirers and slurs his words, rambles incoherently, makes up his own facts, sweats like a pig, and has extremely dilated pupils?

What utter bullshit!

[llmart]

55. What? No golfing today? No trip to Mar a Loco?

I wonder why? He's never missed a weekend of golfing and lining his pockets with taxpayer dollars.

He probably just needed a stronger "prescription" of whatever it is to get him through the next weeks. The adderal isn't strong enough.

[SonofDonald]

56. Panic attack or

He fell down and crashed and burned

May have had a reaction to all the drugs they've been pumping into him, that with the stress he's under....

It had to have been an emergency visit

[Stuart G]

57. Thank You Miles Archer for the picture.. From this angle, looks like she is lying...

Chin tight, make up overdone, angry look, (like a total lie) etc. etc. etc.

If everything was "totally ok" she would be happy and smiling, wouldn't she?

[SWBTATTReg]

61. Energetic? I watched a brief clip of him climbing up to the podium w/ Turkey's ...

president/dictator, and no way he would be classified as energetic. What a lie and a joke. As usual.

[Ilsa]

62. I'm wondering if there was a conference call from

A. Leningrad Lyndsey and Moscow Mitch; or
B. Ivanka, Jared, and Jr; or
C. Putin, Alexander Vasilyevich Bortnikov (dir of FSB), and the guy who carries plutonium around for Vladimir.

Then trump panicked.

[meadowlander]

63. Let's just hope all his tests are positive.

He is, after all, and without a doubt, the most physically fit specimen ever to hold the office.

[magicarpet]

64. trDump is shitting and pissing himself faster than Steve Miller can change his depends.

[sinkingfeeling]

65. Holding rallies, tweeting, and lying are the only things he does.

[struggle4progress]

66. "I heard it from Kellyanne, a very reliable source!"

[KY_EnviroGuy]

68. POTUS (Piss On The US) has a hurt.

Sorry, I haz no sad for the man who has inflicted misery in some form on about half the earth including thousands of children on our Southern border.

KY...........