My wingnut congress critter sent me a survey. My answers:

[UTUSN]

To every question my response was either “IMPEACH TRUMP” or a variation of, “I WANT A CONGRESSMAN WHO IS A DEMOCRATIC PARTY MEMBER.” But for the “best tacos” question I said: This is a ridiculous question fit only for Ted Carnival CRUZ in his idiot Doctor SUESS voice.


So congress critter’s survey was:

“TELL ME WHAT IS IMPORTANT TO YOU”
THE QUESTIONS WERE:
· THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR CONGRESS TO ACCOMPLISH IN 2019 IS:
· THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR MY FAMILY NEXT YEAR IS:
· MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT MY COMMUNITY IS:
· ONE THING I WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT MY COMMUNITY IS:
· THE FEDERAL AGENCY I INTERACT WITH THE MOST IS:
· WHO HAS THE BEST TACOS?

[TheBlackAdder]

1. Which traitorous Republican congressional douche sent that?

[UTUSN]

2. Undisclosed for my personal privilege. In fact, I even used "Democratic Voter" for name/address!1

[ThoughtCriminal]

3. Last time I got one of these things from my RW Congressidiot

Under "additional concerns", I added: Franking privilege abuse

[NurseJackie]

4. I've received things like that... usually accompanied with a request for money.

I always figured that the "survey" part was only intended to give the recipient primed and in the mood to make a donation so that the "important things" in the survey could be achieved.

My best cynical guess (although I have no proof) is that someone in the mailroom opens the returned envelopes looking for checks, money orders, and credit card forms... and the surveys are shredded.

WHO HAS THE BEST TACOS?