DU Please help what crimes hasn't Trump and company committed?

[Botany]

Me:

Cattle Rustling and illegal gill net fishing.

[Marie Marie]

1. I do believe that Trump has never been accused of Grand Theft Auto.,

(unlike Issa) but that is probably only because I don't think he can drive.

[dalton99a]

2. He abused people and animals alike

https://theweek.com/speedreads/700230/trump-once-almost-killed-racehorse-named-dj-trump
Trump once almost killed a racehorse named D.J. Trump

[Xipe Totec]

3. I do not believe they would steal a red hot stove.

But there are rumors that they stole it and came back for the smoke.

[Auggie]

4. I doubt he's ever stolen second base

[Celerity]

5. I doubt he was worn camouflage clothing in Barbados.

[NRaleighLiberal]

7. hasn't stolen a library book.

[Atticus]

8. As far as we know, he has not been charged with "Tatooing the Body of a Minor" or

"Aggravated Mopery With Intent To Gawk".

[tymorial]

9. Throwing a pickle juice on a trolley

Riding a horse on a highway to test its speed


God bless Rhode Island

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Shooting fish from an airplane in Nebraska.

Driving a riding lawnmower on a public street.
Snowmobiling on a frozen lake after March 1.
But who knows whether he's broken laws against sex with farm animals?

[Dagstead Bumwood]

11. Torn the tag off of a mattress?

[lpbk2713]

12. AWOL

He'd have to be in the military so forget about that.

[Auggie]

13. WINNER

[chowder66]

14. Giving migrants water crossing the desert. nt

[Nevilledog]

15. Nothing that made him have to trot out the Good Samaritan law defense.