Breaking News?

[JimGinPA]

[Leghorn21]

1. This totally works, Jim!!

Stealing and sending around!!

[StarryNite]

2. OMG!!!

I can't stop laughing but when you think about it, it's really not funny!

[Bayard]

3. Copying and spreading around

Thanks!

[2naSalit]

4. Just like South Dakota.

https://www.argusleader.com/story/opinion/editorials/2019/11/22/editorial-south-dakotas-anti-meth-campaign-embarrassing-so-our-drug-laws/4270685002/

But seriously, spreading that around.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

5. alternate with: Today's Republican Ratfuckery

[BootinUp]

6. The eyes cracked me up...

[CloudWatcher]

7. "Breaking News"

I've always read "Breaking News" as "Breaking the News" ... MSM is such a consistently broken way to get the news.

[MelissaB]

8. OK. I'm going to try this.

[klook]

9. Or, "What the hell are they up to while we're all chasing this shiny object?"

But first — wall to wall coverage of the Shiny Object.

[Moral Compass]

10. I endorse this.

[Karadeniz]

11. Got our vote!❤

[AllaN01Bear]

12. i take a nap for about and hour for cleaning the house all day, now what has the thing done ?

or should i say hasnt done yet?

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. LOL!

[mwooldri]

14. I would have said "Breaking Wind"...

Then I could have also suggested we use the British term "News flash" instead but Benny Hill ruined that a long time ago...

[Joinfortmill]

15. yup