150 lbs. of black market bologna seized in TX.

[dewsgirl]

Sounds horrific😳

Link to tweet

[RainCaster]

1. I hear more baloney every day from the GOP than that

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[dewsgirl]

2. LOL😆

[Salviati]

3. So where's the other half?

I didn't even know trump was visiting Texas this weekend...

[dewsgirl]

4. LOL😆

[Vinca]

5. Nah, those are just chunks that fell out of Trump's wall.

[dewsgirl]

10. 😝 Gross.lol

[NRaleighLiberal]

6. so nice for a misunderstood, underappreciated lunch meat to get some attention for a change!

[dewsgirl]

9. I never imagined the term, black market bologna.😳

[Doreen]

18. That is the funniest part of this story.

[MineralMan]

7. There is a black market for bologna?

Who knew. Sausage made of ground up pig offal is being counterfeited? Why?

[dewsgirl]

8. I don't want to think to hard about black market bologna,🤢

[maxrandb]

12. Ever had Lebanon Bologna from Lebanon PA?

That stuff is the prime rib of sausage.

[MineralMan]

13. I'm a mortadella kinda guy, really.

No, seriously, I've never had Lebanon bologna.

[Blue_true]

19. I ate Bologna as a child growing up in the South.

The stuff currently on the market tastes nothing like the Bologna that I had as a child. I didn't read about the origin of the Bologna, but I would not be surprised to find it came from Cuba or a Central or South American country that doesn't ban certain curing techniques. The old stuff tasted much better, IMO.

If you have ever eaten a Cuban sandwich that was made with meat from Cuba, that too is nothing like the Cuban sandwiches that are sold here in Florida. The Cuban meat adds depth and flavor to the sandwich that the local stuff simply can't match.

[MurrayDelph]

11. And here I was hoping

that 150 lbs of Texas black market bologna meant something had happened to Louie Gohmert.

Well, a man can dream...

[Dagstead Bumwood]

14. Stay vigilant, brothers and sisters.

For today, it's the bologna. But tomorrow, they come for the pimento loaf.

[struggle4progress]

15. Fox News unconcerned, has alternative source

[dewsgirl]

16. LOL😆

[spanone]

17. black market bologna...?

wonder how much they spent to seize 150 lbs.?

Oy.

[Bob Munck]

20. Where's Susy?

If they also found about 200 pounds of black market cream cheese and large amounts of Worcestershire Sauce, onions, and Ritz Crackers, someone may have been planning a monumental bologna cake. (There are alternatives, but one requirement is that the chef must have been born in a state that fought with the Confederacy in the War of Northern Aggression.)

[dewsgirl]

22. I forgot that was even a thing, I used to have a friend that

would talk about bologna cake, it sounds awful. Of course anything with cream cheese is good, so maybe I would try it.

[Kaleva]

21. Bologna is a gateway food to greasy, heart killing hamburgers.