GOP 2012 and The Big Mo'

[scrubthedata]

The good people of Iowa must be insanely relieved to bid goodbye to the media circus that surrounded the Iowa Caucus of 2012. A record total of $12 million was spent, and all for what?

Isn’t there a better way for these semi-corporate humans to gain momentum? Let’s put our heads together and come up with an easier way for the 2012 Republican hopefuls to find the Big Mo’ and give states like Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina a break.

Some suggestions:

-Roll Chris Christie down a hill

-Put Anthony Weiner in charge of their Twitter accounts

-Broadcast the next GOP debate at 2x speed

-Raise the voting age to white

What are YOUR ideas, DU? Let's give these knuckleheads some good advice.

(Original poll at http://lesterandcharlie.wordpress.com/2012/01/05/the-big-mo/)

[fayhunter]

1. They should all let Trump host them on a reality show, and he can pick the winner. n/t

[comipinko]

2. I think thier best bet is.....

a military coup.