What idiots think Dump will do anything about the Coronavirus?

[thegoose]

He's a complete sociopath who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. He'll grab his filthy family and hunker down in a bunker...if there's room!

[Captain Zero]

1. he will quarantine himself at mara-loco.

nt

[Moostache]

2. With any luck at all...

Melania will contract it from one of her backdoor lovers, she will then pass it on to Trump while smacking away his sausage-fingered tiny hands and then he will fucking die of it forthwith...c'mon universe, hook a brother up already...I've been a good sport about this horrible bad dream, amirite?

[csziggy]

3. I envision something like The Masque of the Red Death

As suggested, Trump and his cronies sequester themselves in Mar-A-Lago, partying as people outside suffer and die, but then as in most Poe stories, their scheme backfires on them.

[Raine]

4. Corona virus spreading would be really bad for his reelection

I think he will do what he can to try and stop the spread from happening for his sake.

[cagefreesoylentgreen]

6. I beg to differ

The virus gives his authoritarian streak an excuse to suspend elections and an excuse to impose “control” as a matter of “public safety.”

I’m not really worried about the virus since, statistically, the flu is worse. I’m worried about what people may do in response to it.

[leftyladyfrommo]

5. He got rid of everyone that knows what to do.

Maybe another wall?