Does anyone really care what the ancient fuck wants to say tonight?

[thegoose]

He'll just be heavily drugged with tons of orange makeup blathering something ridiculous. Fuck him. Just fuck him.

[hlthe2b]

1. I'll read the summaries and see the online reactions afterwards and maybe go back

to watch some of it. He makes me physically ill, COVID-19 or not.

[chillfactor]

2. good time to hit the mute button on the remote n/t

[RKP5637]

3. He's such a fucken gross spectacle. n/t

[lame54]

4. Do you think they spike his orange goop with...

Whatever direction they want him to go?

[Kingofalldems]

5. He'll take credit on one hand and blame Obama

or the 'Democrat party' on the other.

[Coventina]

6. You would have to pay me at least $100 to listen to him for any length of time.

$500 for an entire speech.

[C_U_L8R]

7. How many mulligans does this duffer get?

Can he just do one thing right? Like resign.

[Wounded Bear]

8. Not really...nt

[maxsolomon]

9. Ancient? He's younger than our nominee!

But no: no one cares. He's going to BS, because that's his core skill. You can't BS a virus.

[Totally Tunsie]

10. "Old white men" was never truer.

[thegoose]

17. But Joe has vigor

That old shitbag conman looks like Jabba the Throat [sexual organ].

[stillcool]

11. I don't...

bad enough I sometimes read what he's had to say. Got to stop doing that.

[Thomas Hurt]

12. the 40-50 year old adolescents, the magical thinkers and the cult of personality addled do...

[Initech]

13. He'll probably regurgitate whatever shit he heard on Fox News and Limbaugh.

[Buns_of_Fire]

14. I may watch with the sound off just to see

if this'll be the time they misjudge his sedatives and he completely falls asleep mid-speech.

[BigDemVoter]

15. [phone]

I can't say what I really think of that orange MF, because it would very likely get me banned from DU! He has got to be the most repulsive person in the world. . . .

[eShirl]

16. If he is resigning.

[Chainfire]

18. I can only stand him for a few minutes

I want to watch to see when he declares martial law to protect the nation, the markets, and his presidency.

From past history, he will praise himself, blame Obama, tell us everything is fine, tell us that the Democrats are causing a panic to harm him, tell us that it is patriotic to go about your daily lives, not matter how freaking dangerous it is. For heaven's sake's people, it is just the flu.....Do you know what it is doing to my hotel's bottom line?

I would like for him to explain the necessity of classifying the health information. I would like him to explain why S. Korea can test ten thousand people a day and we can't. I want to hear when he starts dealing with this issue as a health crisis rather than an economic crisis. I ain't holding my breath.

[procon]

19. I'll watch because yelling clears my lungs. nt

[Dem2theMax]

29. If you have high blood pressure, take your meds before you watch.*

*This was a public service announcement, brought to you by your local democratic poster who wants to make sure all Democrats survive to vote in November.

[jayfish]

20. It's Must See TV For Me.

This is going to be a meltdown of epic proportions. I predict the earth will shift off its axis from the collective jaw-drop.

[thegoose]

22. You're right

This will probably be hilarious. But I hate this orange asshole so much...

[jayfish]

23. It's Going To be Hard.

I usually don't last more than a minute with Thrump but I'm gonna put some work in on this one.

[harumph]

21. I know right. Could not give two shits.

[spanone]

24. Why is he doing this for a 'democrat' hoax?

[Dem2theMax]

25. Only if he says he has the Coronavirus,

and a few short hours left to live.

And just before he goes into total delirium, he fires Pence and announces that Nancy Pelosi is the vice president.

A girl can dream, can't she?

[dewsgirl]

26. I'm sure it's all about the market.

[spinbaby]

30. Probably

And he’ll fix the pandemic with tax cuts and a wall.

[dewsgirl]

31. Shoot at this point, Mexico should be wanting their own wall.

[ploppy]

27. I will be watching

Netflix or whatever. Not the big dumb liar.

[leftieNanner]

28. I won't watch BUT

He may start laying the groundwork for declaring martial law at some point between now and November 3rd. Hope I'm wrong.

[customerserviceguy]

32. I'm watching for one purpose

While it's pretty unlikely, he might stun a lot of people by saying that he had been mistaken in his assumptions about the disease, and was just trying to save the markets. Being as that horse has left the barn, he might propose that all leaders in Congress from both political parties earnestly work together to get the best solution to the crisis that's already here.

I'm not holding my breath on this.