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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWOW! Middle East Peace Czar JARED has joined Trump's Coronavirus Rapid Response Space Force!
@Santucci
Sources telling
@ABC
the team working on coronavirus is expanding at the White House. Jared Kushner now involved part of the team working with President Trump on his speech tonight - "this is taking priority ahead of all other projects" one senior official tells me
6:33 PM · Mar 11, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Faux pas
(14,645 posts)for fuck sakes?!
nature-lover
(1,468 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)C_U_L8R
(44,992 posts)These idiots will be the death of us.
BigmanPigman
(51,569 posts)CatMor
(6,212 posts)there aint nothin old Jared can't do. Problem is he hasn't accomplished one damn thing.
dhill926
(16,317 posts)thank god for jared...now bring back the tennis tournament and NCAA's....
Dagstead Bumwood
(3,599 posts)For a minute there I thought we were in real trouble
Rest easy, citizens of earth: Jarvanka is on the case! Too bad opioids and middle East peace will have to go on the backburner for now, but hey, Jared's gotta Jared.
0rganism
(23,931 posts)Jared's sole qualification for any of this is his marriage to Donald's favorite daughter Vonkers
it's common knowledge that Donald badly wants to fuck Vonkers, but Jared's already doing that
so Donald just throws heap after heap of unsolvable problems at Jared, maybe hoping he'll die from stress, leaving Vonkers available for some light fatherly boinking
just a hunch, of course
procon
(15,805 posts)Tight little hot pants, a flowing cape, brown nosed mask... Yep, our hero looks good to go!
MrsMatt
(1,660 posts)he's a jenius.
jeffreyi
(1,938 posts)I miss the days when we were waiting for Betelgeuse to explode.
Buckeyeblue
(5,499 posts)Captain Stern
(2,199 posts)How on earth could anyone think that JARED, the subway-sandwich-eating, child-molesting sicko could possibly be of any help with the coronavirus situation? That sort of thinking defies rational belief....but I figured maybe there's an outside chance he knows something about viruses or something, since he's been in jail maybe he's been studying up on this stuff, so I'm gonna be skeptical, but keep my mind a little bit open.
But then, it turns out they were talking about JARED Kushner?!? That can't be real. C'mon man.