Actual Headline From Faux News This Morning

[ChoppinBroccoli]

"Coronavirus news appears to increase as outbreak spreads."

So, as you can see, it's all just a big liberal media conspiracy to play up this totally harmless little sickness in order to hurt Dear Leader. Carry on. All is well.

[uponit7771]

1. K&R, this is so dangerous! 10% of human race is under some level of quarantine but its fake to them

[Mike 03]

2. I have little sympathy for Fox News viewers if they are so incurious about this virus

that they can't be arsed to turn the channel or pick up a GD newspaper to find out what's actually going on.

How dumb can a person be? At what point should Darwin simply take over?

[Mike 03]

3. And another thing

Judging from the demographics reports I've seen, Fox News caters to the age group most vulnerable to serious complications from this virus. Rupert Murdoch should think about that.

[SCantiGOP]

4. Headline:

Fire truck sirens increase as your house burns down.

FOX is more disgusting than ever. I switched over to see their take on Trump’s speech last night. First question from Hannity to Rep McCarthy: So, is there a chance some Democrats will come over and do what is best for all Americans, or will it be politics as usual?
McCarthy ignored the question, even looked a bit aggravated that he would ask such a bullshit question.

[stillcool]

5. the news increases?

that's an interesting way to put it.

[Bayard]

6. My husband occasionally switches the channel to fox

Just to see what, "the other side", is saying.

And to make me run screaming from the room.