Trump's test came back negative

[Dennis Donovan]

Link to tweet

Maggie Haberman ✔@maggieNYT

WH doc says Trump test is negative, per WH email.

7:18 PM - Mar 14, 2020

[BamaRefugee]

1. That must be his IQ test result

[MLAA]

2. Perfect!

[sheshe2]

12. +++++++++++++++++++++++

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Of course it did.

[jberryhill]

5. His test was excellent

Doctors say he had a perfect test. Best one they’ve seen. Everybody loved his test.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. It was a beautiful, positive test, like all of his tests.

[El Supremo]

29. Fantastic test!

[LenaBaby61]

28. Of course it did.

Yeah, I don't believe most of what comes out of that constantly lying White House.

[Amishman]

4. Makes sense, we've long questioned his humanity

[TexasTowelie]

8. Should we trust anything this administration says? nt

[Crunchy Frog]

9. So my atheism remains intact.

[tman]

17. LOL

[rzemanfl]

42. Mine as well. n/t

[GoCubsGo]

10. LOL!!!

Bullshitters gotta bullshit.

[malaise]

11. How long does it take between taking the rest and the results? n/t

[CrispyQ]

26. I heard one doctor say 2 hours. -nt

[tblue37]

13. Maybe. We'll see how it turns out in the long run. I don't trust them to tell the truth, so

I will wait.

[coti]

14. Tell his supporters it's a "negative result." They'll shit themselves. nt

[warrior1]

15. Yeah sure it did

There’s no way they would not tell him what he wants to hear.

[krispos42]

16. First thing I thought of!

[dalton99a]

18. Proof that Dear Leader is bigger than the coronavirus

Which is very small and very TINY

[stillcool]

19. we shall see..

[Bernardo de La Paz]

20. Well, I'm glad. I want him to die in prison, not office. I don't want him martyred or sanctified. nt

[LizBeth]

21. And if he did have a fever he would tell us otherwise. Didn't he just say that today?

Can't believe a thing from this man.

[mcar]

22. Sure it did

[HarlanPepper]

23. Who knows what to believe

[BamaRefugee]

24. The "WH doc" doesn't say WHO confirmed the test result. My bet is that Trump provided it himself.

[kurtcagle]

25. Just wondering

So when he gets whisked off in the middle of the night to John Hopkins next week, we're to assume he stubbed his toe?

[Goodheart]

27. Zero reason to believe that.

[budkin]

30. Why should we believe anything a WH doctor says?

They said Trump was the healthiest president in the history of the United States.

[33taw]

31. I thought it was a four day test?

[NPS-Retired]

32. Right

This is as true as West Virginia has 0 cases. Republican Government lies!!!

[Brainfodder]

33. He's not having Melanie's baby?

Disappointed with these losers?

[Satch59]

34. Dangerous lie...

If he ends up showing symptoms, this will be the most irresponsible lie ever. Exposing others to a possible deadly virus...how do you spin that to Trumpers?

[Aquaria]

35. Is this the same MD

Who said that a 400 lb fatass weighs only 239?

[TheCowsCameHome]

38. Well, he only had half a physical

so the other 239 didn't get counted.

[TheCowsCameHome]

36. I'll bet somewhere a Coronavirus cell is relieved

that it wasn't subjected to his putrid body.

[Liberal In Texas]

37. So many lies come out of the WH that this is meaningless.

When he is rushed to a hospital, then we'll know for sure.

[liberalmuse]

39. Hmmm.

Forgive me for not trusting Trump's doctor's notes. They remind me of something a student would forge to give to their teacher after playing hooky.

Take this with a grain of salt, but I think it's funny:

https://www.vitals.com/doctors/Dr_Sean_P_Conley.html

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

40. The Commander should be a Captain very soon. nt

[MoonRiver]

41. And, we're supposed to believe this from a pathological liar, because.........

[Pachamama]

43. Meaningless - did they also do a CT scan of his lungs?

Test him again this week and do a CT scan and tell us more...

[ElementaryPenguin]

44. I believe he could still turn positive within 7 more days (5 to 14 day incubation)

At this point, not many people are tested who have no symptoms.

One week after this exposure, the evil emperor is not out of the woods, but he could be spreading it.

[nuxvomica]

45. Why bother adding that he "remains symptom-free"?

It sounds like something you'd say if the test were positive.

[captain queeg]

46. Not sure I believe this. Nt

[Sneederbunk]

47. Can't blame his conduct on having the virus.

[tinrobot]

48. ...and he's still unbelievably fit and weighs 239 pounds

Hard to fathom.

For some reason, I think we'll be seeing less of him for the next week or two.

[JHB]

49. White House releases photo proving negative test results:

[musette_sf]

50. ...and I am Marie of Romania

[smirkymonkey]

51. Yeah, right.

They were talking about his IQ test. Not the Coronavirus.

[pdxflyboy]

52. Which means...

He tested positive. Good.

[dewsgirl]

53. No it didnt, they are so full of shit

[spanone]

54. Unreliable source.