Raise your hand if you have not been sued by Devin Nunes

[Zorro]

In these grim times — pandemic spreading, markets crashing, society shutting down — it seems there is nowhere we can turn for good news.

But there is! Devin Nunes, bless his heart, is still filing lawsuits. The top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee has, aided by a lawyer with a colorful past and a flair for invective, sued just about everybody who criticizes him.

Including, just this month, The Washington Post. Phew! I was beginning to feel left out. (That was a joke, Congressman; please do not sue me.)

To be specific, Nunes has sued:
McClatchy. CNN. Hearst Magazines. Fusion GPS. Republican strategist Liz Mair. A watchdog group, Campaign for Accountability. An organic fruit farmer who called Nunes a “fake farmer.” Twitter. A parody Twitter account called “Devin Nunes’ Mom.” A fictitious bovine on Twitter called “Devin Nunes’ Cow.” (“Like Devin Nunes’ Mom, Devin Nunes’ Cow engaged in a defamation campaign,” he alleged in court.)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/14/raise-your-hand-if-you-have-not-been-sued-by-devin-nunes/

[marble falls]

1. He actually sued himself for being saddled with a weak chin and an intellect to match.

[Thomas Hurt]

2. Me, and I feel a bit left out actually.

[crickets]

3. Devin Nunes' Cow is the best. nt

[jeffreyi]

4. Harassment lawsuits.

There's a name for those, forgotten. Being sued even for bs is no joke, pretty devastating in terms of time and finances.

[applegrove]

5. I udderly have not been.