Mother's Boy Presser coming up

[malaise]

Expect the Con to show up and try to play the Market for closing time

DOW right now
20,989.06 −2,196.56

[Demovictory9]

1. yep

[malaise]

3. Yes here he is

He spoke with the leaders of the G7 - he's terrified

[spanone]

2. Here's trump....you called it.

[malaise]

4. Terrified about the market

[spanone]

6. As he should be.

[malaise]

9. Locking down everything

Clearly no happy or in control - now for bobblehead to spin like a top

[spanone]

11. 'strong and bold steps', where have I heard that before?????

[malaise]

5. Reading from instructions

given orders this time

[RKP5637]

7. Thanks!!! Would have missed it! Got it on now. He's got an ear piece on!!! n/t

[RKP5637]

10. Left Ear!!! n/t

[malaise]

12. Taking instructions

[Cattledog]

8. Shows piece of paper to use instead of TP

[malaise]

13. Doctor contradicts him

We don't have a vaccine

[RKP5637]

14. DOW going down as he/they talk. n/t

[malaise]

16. Well he said there a vaccine

Doctor says we don't have a vaccine.
New guidelines - Don the Con fucked this up royally - that's as close to being king as he'll ever come.

July...August - he sure fucked this up - under control my ass

[malaise]

20. Did he just lie about the test

Said the results came back in 24 hours - was much less than that

[spanone]

15. Dr. Fouci, the president hasn't taken it seriously....just ask his cult.

[malaise]

17. Down goes the DOW

Not working fucktard

[Coventina]

21. Am so done with Dr. Fauci giving Trump cover.

[cwydro]

38. Gotta agree.

A friend of mine says Fauci is trying to do a good job by playing both sides.

I dont see that anymore.

[Crunchy Frog]

41. Maybe doesn't want to get fired to be replaced by a complete incompetent?

[Coventina]

58. That could be, but it has the unfortunate side-effect of eroding his own credibility.

I don't trust HIM anymore, especially after his interview on MTP yesterday when the IL governor had to come on right after him and correct him on a bunch of stuff.

I have trust issues all over the place.



On edit: traumatized spelling error....

[Crunchy Frog]

71. Yes, I do to.

I wish some of the big blue states would just set up their own CDC and other public health organizations with massive resources and expertise. They could hire the people who got fired by Dump.

Just completely bypass the federal government. Purchase their own tests from the WHO. Pretend the federal government isn't even there (which it isn't for all practical purposes).

Sorry for the rant.

[Coventina]

74. No need to apologize.

[Crunchy Frog]

77. .

[dweller]

18. he needs a straight jacket

and a ball gag, and be carted down to the Hoover basement dungeon
till this can all blow over ... maybe Nov

✌🏼

[malaise]

19. How bad is this

It's bad - this fucking lunatic who dismissed it and called it a Democrat hoax (sic) now says it's bad.

[denem]

22. He's DOA - finished.

All those clueless statements, including today = it happed so quickly, or whatever it was.

[malaise]

25. Yep

July...August - great fucking job. the Chinese are going back to work.

The virus is not under control...I. not talking about the virus. Jebus fucking Krist!
Meanwhile −2,671.88

[denem]

30. Going to be a historic 4th of July this year.

We can all break out a Corona beer and curse trump from locked down houses,

[malaise]

32. DOW now −2,703.79

Don't rule out -3000 by 4.00pm

[denem]

47. calming the markets

[dweller]

52. methinks (yeh i said that)

methinks he spies a specter on the near horizon
tattered, black shrouded lurching closer with a single scythe
bony and crook'd finger pointed to him, creeping
ever closer ... oh, wait ... methinks my bad 🙄
it's just McTurtle ...

✌🏼

[Cattledog]

23. They're coming, they're coming. We have a lot.

(Ventilators, respirators.)

[Champp]

46. Ventilators will arrive the same day Mexico pays for the Republican Wall of Shame

Republicans screw up everything, except for exploiting human misery for personal profit.

[Newest Reality]

59. Where's the proof?

Make the purchase orders or bills of lading available to the press, NOW!

If there is no documentation, then "they're coming" is just placating us.

[spanone]

24. Again, lying about his lies.

[malaise]

27. We've done a fantastic job - Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[spanone]

29. Heard about it a month ago??? Lying fuck....try four MONTHS AGO

[crazylikafox]

26. Where's Pence?

Don’t see him behind podium as usual

[malaise]

28. Was wondering myself

This lunatic needs a strait jacket...this is bad.

Goodbye lunatic - get him out of here

[spanone]

31. he's there.

[malaise]

35. It's not my fault, not my fault - not their fault

He has to go
Once this is gone you ll have a stock market like nothing before

[spanone]

37. He wouldn't lie, would he?

[cwydro]

33. Where is Pence?

He’s missing in action.

[RKP5637]

34. He sounds/looks/thinks like such a doofus. Nice spread job on the shit he smears on his face. n/t

[malaise]

36. He is terrified

That is for sure - he has eaten every single word today

[RKP5637]

39. Did she just land from her space ship ... the jacket/coat.

[malaise]

40. LOL

Here's mother's boy - the ass--licker in chief

[RKP5637]

42. He was busy earlier making masks!!! lol n/t

[malaise]

45. Do you think the earpiece is to hear the state of the market?

I do not trust this monster

[RKP5637]

54. Could be, I would love to hear what they're telling him. Probably Hannity!!! n/t

[spanone]

43. pence is talking about a bill that moscow mitch has failed to take up

[nolabear]

44. Missed Spanky's opener. Must've been perfect--Dow down 2500

So “The Admiral” is the new voice of reason?

[Totally Tunsie]

48. Per Chump - "No gatherings lager than 10 peope", unless,

of course, you happen to be the WH press corps crowded into the Briefing Room.

[spanone]

49. There is a number.....I don't have it.....BULLSHIT

[malaise]

50. The Con contradicts even that

lot of testing is going on

[spanone]

51. shut the fuck up don you useless piece of shit

[malaise]

53. −2,806.80

Oh shit!

[nolabear]

57. Incredible.

[RKP5637]

62. Almost -3,000 real close. He's working hard on it. n/t

[RKP5637]

65. He did it!!! Now -3,048

[nolabear]

55. Are they just shoving him aside now and correcting his spews?

He keeps jumping in and saying things with no meaning and then someone gives actual data.

[malaise]

61. The Admiral did

−2,849.70

[nolabear]

63. -3000

[malaise]

68. −3,052.92

as he rates himself a 10

Well done you fucking lunatic

[mahatmakanejeeves]

56. C-Span link. You can VOD.

MARCH 16, 2020
President Trump and Coronavirus Task Force Hold News Conference
The White House Coronavirus Task Force held a briefing with reporters.

[lunasun]

82. Thank you and I have passed this on to others

[nolabear]

60. Yeeeah...10 to 1 he never took that test.

“Exactly what did they do?”

[malaise]

64. Holy Fucking shit −3,000.22

First time in history

[nolabear]

67. Incredible. I wish someone would tell him right now.

[Totally Tunsie]

69. Once again, Chump does it bigger and "better" than anyone else,

including Obama.

-3067

[nolabear]

70. It keeps stopping like it's broken. Did they halt?

[crazylikafox]

66. Everyone started blinking like crazy when he said he took the test

Looked like a hostage video

[nolabear]

72. Ooooohhh, somebody just told him about the Dow.

“The market will take care of itself.”

Yeah, like the rest of us have to.

[malaise]

73. Did you just hear that bit re Devin Nunes

He thinks Nunes is from Oklahoma?

[nolabear]

75. "I haven't heard anything about that..."

How convenient.

[malaise]

79. The reporter wrongly said Nunes from Oklahoma was telling people to go out

and he said he hadn't heard that and Oklahoma doesn't have a problem. Please tell me he knows Nunes is from California
(when she said it it did sound like Oklahoma)

[nolabear]

81. Well that's where all the farms are!

🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄

[Zambero]

78. He's proud to be an "Okie From Ole Fresno"

Place where even cows can have a ball!

[nolabear]

76. Poor Fauci. He's about to blow a gasket. "Listen to the states!"

Because we’ve got no federal guidelines. Please shoot me.

[nolabear]

80. God, Pence just has to work in a little kiss again.

He’s just pathetic. Spanky has no idea what that paper says.