States need to block all evangelicals from going to their mega church's.

[shockey80]

We cannot have these idiots going to church, holding hands, spreading the virus and chanting for a miracle or the 2nd coming.

[Ohiogal]

1. Depending on your state

Gatherings are prohibited of 50 people or even less

Even Dumpster said no more than 10

Let’s hope that takes care of those dimwits

[RKP5637]

2. Oh, they will claim it is discrimination against their religion.

Many of them are totally dumb fucks, hard to tell what they might do.

[lagomorph777]

10. Lock 'em in!

Let 'em pray for salvation while we are saved from them.

[RKP5637]

13. Excellent idea! n/t

[malaise]

3. Are you crazy?

Blessed be the tithes that bind

[3Hotdogs]

4. You spelled titties wrong.

Why would they want to bind their titties?

[Wounded Bear]

6. I see what you did there...

[malaise]

7. LOL - TITHES, TITHES, TITHES!!

pay or give as a tithe.
"he tithes 10 per cent of his income to the Church"

The hymn really says tie - I was being me

[3Hotdogs]

8. Aw fuck. Now I went and embarrassed myself.

[malaise]

9. Could be both tithes and titties but I always follow the money

[pwb]

5. Lock them all in the church.

Lets see what happens. God doesn't want us to be stupid he may do some thin ing.

[MineralMan]

11. Jebus will protect them, no doubt...

[Under The Radar]

12. Yes this is their modern day Passover

[RKP5637]

15. Yes, tell them it's a test of their faith and let them flock together and share. n/t

[NightWatcher]

14. Fuck that. Lock them inside together to pray their soft little heads off.

[RKP5637]

16. And let them pass the communal wine glass (if they do that). n/t

[Mendocino]

17. TV preachers

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