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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBorowitz: Dr. Fauci Says He Has No Idea Who Locked Jared Kushner in Bathroom
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Tuesday that he had no idea who locked Jared Kushner in a White House bathroom.
Fielding a question at the daily briefing by the Coronavirus Task Force, the esteemed virologist said that it was most likely a regrettable accident that resulted in Donald J. Trumps son-in-law being trapped in the bathroom for nine hours.
Doors get locked by mistake all the time, Fauci said.
When a reporter pointed out that the bathroom door had been locked from the outside with a padlock, Fauci replied, Whoa. Thats a different kettle of fish. I had not heard that. Padlock? Thats crazy.
Fielding a question at the daily briefing by the Coronavirus Task Force, the esteemed virologist said that it was most likely a regrettable accident that resulted in Donald J. Trumps son-in-law being trapped in the bathroom for nine hours.
Doors get locked by mistake all the time, Fauci said.
When a reporter pointed out that the bathroom door had been locked from the outside with a padlock, Fauci replied, Whoa. Thats a different kettle of fish. I had not heard that. Padlock? Thats crazy.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/dr-fauci-says-he-has-no-idea-who-locked-jared-kushner-in-bathroom
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Borowitz: Dr. Fauci Says He Has No Idea Who Locked Jared Kushner in Bathroom (Original Post)
ehrnst
Mar 2020
OP
*nods* I adore Borowitz, and everybody needs the occasional humor break these days...
crickets
Mar 2020
#11
sheshe2
(83,746 posts)1. Some children...
Some children take longer to be potty trained than others.
He is after all:
anal-retentive
[anal-retentive]
ADJECTIVE
(of a person) excessively orderly and fussy (supposedly owing to conflict over toilet-training in infancy).
NOUN
(anal retentive)
a person who is excessively orderly and fussy.
[anal-retentive]
ADJECTIVE
(of a person) excessively orderly and fussy (supposedly owing to conflict over toilet-training in infancy).
NOUN
(anal retentive)
a person who is excessively orderly and fussy.
Just saying.
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,999 posts)6. If tRump was anal-expulsive he'd be a husk. . . . nt
UTUSN
(70,684 posts)2. SHITLER is oddly calm, so...
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,833 posts)3. At least he was safe from swirlies.
Gothmog
(145,143 posts)4. I love good satire
crickets
(25,963 posts)11. *nods* I adore Borowitz, and everybody needs the occasional humor break these days...
especially when it's scathing satire ripping on the White House Sociopaths.
rurallib
(62,406 posts)5. sheltering in place
😆😆😆😆
Dem2theMax
(9,650 posts)10. Not fair to make me laugh so hard!
lindysalsagal
(20,678 posts)7. Possibly something Jared became accustomed to
In his
Childhood?
Marriage?
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)8. ROFL!
Could have been Trump. He's not on his good side lately.