If this goes on for months what happens to dating?

[Kablooie]

What are the horny young folks gonna do?
And being holed up means in 9 months, next December, there will be a lot more babies than normal.

I fear that this will change the world permanently.
How, I don't know, but the world we've known may not return.

The Maggots wanted to shake things up and it looks like they will get their wish.
Boy will they get it.

[elleng]

1. Kablooie!!!

[Kablooie]

2. Ha.

[rzemanfl]

3. There will be a lot of out of work sex workers as well.

Incel may get a new meaning.

[msongs]

4. not turning out to vote so they might as well date nt

[Wounded Bear]

5. Porn...

Did I say that out loud?

[Yonnie3]

6. My cousin posted that a lot of single young men will have very soft hands after this is over.

I wonder what she meant by that.

[Doodley]

8. They will be washing their hands a lot to avoid the virus?

[SunSeeker]

19. No, they'll be using a lot of handle lotion.

[Doodley]

26. Oh, I've already stocked up on that and toilet paper. Should see me though the next few months!

[Doodley]

7. More porn and sexting. Social distancing with women at six feet apart will be difficult.

Meeting women in bars and restaurants will have to stop. Even the sex industry will have to change. I guess I will just have to spend more time with the wife.

[getagrip_already]

9. I will gladly do my part to help horny woman.... if my wife agrees that is... lol...

I'm older, but healthy. At my age, anyone in tight skin looks good, but I'm married, so lets take it very slowly. lol.

Hey, anything is possible, right??

[PJMcK]

18. Get a grip already, okay?

(wink)

[getagrip_already]

21. tx...

yes.

[RockRaven]

10. If you thought Facebook did wonky stuff with the data they collect, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Who knows what the data mining of porn sites, and weaponization of that data, will yield during the course of these isolation periods?

[PoliticAverse]

11. You're gonna need a bigger condom. n/t

[Generic Brad]

12. Semen retention headaches

If that isn’t a thing now, it will be by next month.

[thesquanderer]

13. re: "there will be a lot more babies than normal" and/or a lot more divorces! n/t

[BamaRefugee]

14. When it's over there's gonna be a tsunami of newly divorced folks on the market.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

And a few months of shelter in place is gonna make people contemptible.

[SunSeeker]

17. LOL. I see you've met my husband.

[Hoyt]

15. It's definitely going to be a different world, no matter how quickly the health issues resolve.

The internet will help some.

[SunSeeker]

16. We told our 16 yr old son he can see his girlfriend and that's it. No other friends.

They're in the same grade at the same high school (closed on 3-13-2020 due to state-ordered social distancing ) and she lives just 4 blocks away. We've communicated with her parents and we figure whatever germs either teen has, they both have by now. They can continue to hang out at each other's house, but they obviously can't go to movie theaters, restaurants, etc, that's all been shut down by the County. They've been running together in the neighborhood in the mornings (both are athletes). That's about it. I imagine both will get quite antsy as the days drag on. Their youth sports teams have all suspended operations. It is looking like school and sports will be shut down until at least summer. God Help us.

[customerserviceguy]

20. I thought about this the other day

Perhaps, instead of quickie hookups, people will spend a bit more time with online potential partners to get to know them better. That could be a good thing.

[sakabatou]

22. I have no issue, as I'm in a long-distance relationship

[Bev54]

23. The palm sisters will stay with them

[GulfCoast66]

24. Not worried a bit...

I don’t think anyone on DU, who like me skew older doubt there is one thing above all others that will get young folks to find a way around a quarantine.

Hell, it can’t be worse than some of the fathers I managed to avoid!

[defacto7]

25. You're right about one thing...

The world will never be the same. The world we've known will not return... because it never does. This is going to change everything but everything always changes anyway. This is scary and it's not going to be the smoothest months of our lives but it will be a new world when we come out the other side and that's what living on planet earth is all about. Mother earth makes fools of us all in the end... so take a step and here we go....

[delisen]

27. Phone sex and robots

Sex as we know it will become passe anyway as climate change releases old frozen viruses

[Xolodno]

28. Well...

my wife is happy that I'm home. When I'm home I cook breakfast and most of the time, dinner. Add to that, when she says she needs to clean the house I often say "nah, its fine...were not expecting anyone". Plus, when I WFH, I often fix something, granted its a small thing, but its fixed.

[Kablooie]

29. Maybe it'll be good for realdoll sales.

Warning: NSFW

realdoll.com

[Brainfodder]

30. As long as being a selfish super rich asshole isn't a thing any more?

I'm then good?



They are so rich and still dodge taxes, yeah we need all those people....

UP AGAINST THE WALL!