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Trump will forever be known as Potus who was so full of shit that country ran out of Toilet Paper (Original Post) kpete Mar 2020 OP
My prediction is the greatness of the OP title DonaldsRump Mar 2020 #1
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The greatest OP of all time! redstatebluegirl Mar 2020 #3
It is truly, TRULY great. Laelth Mar 2020 #17
I emailed it. True Blue American Mar 2020 #32
Lovely! That's just perfect! k&r n/t Laelth Mar 2020 #4
Nominated for post of the day! Throck Mar 2020 #5
Not just "post of the day." This is the post that .."MOST ACCURATELY DESCRIBES Donald Trump.." Stuart G Mar 2020 #16
I second that nomination. Laelth Mar 2020 #18
Well said. n/t Jamastiene Mar 2020 #6
Duzy! Wounded Bear Mar 2020 #7
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I'm embarrased to say I smiled. What a world. nt LAS14 Mar 2020 #10
😳 underpants Mar 2020 #11
+1 n/t Laelth Mar 2020 #27
Sweet kpete Mar 2020 #38
So how does Bloomberg use this in an ad? CaptYossarian Mar 2020 #46
DUzy ! Champp Mar 2020 #12
Kicked and recommended. Uncle Joe Mar 2020 #13
Wishing you and yours wellness DU friend kpete Mar 2020 #39
This message was self-deleted by its author Hiawatha Pete Mar 2020 #14
Wonderful!!! - nt Alacritous Crier Mar 2020 #15
Meme it with a picture of it attached to his shoe or with the whole video clip? Brainfodder Mar 2020 #19
To the Greatest page! bronxiteforever Mar 2020 #20
Have admins pin it to the top! Backseat Driver Mar 2020 #28
Will forever be in my signature line. Fla Dem Mar 2020 #21
Bravo! gademocrat7 Mar 2020 #22
Karma sheilahi Mar 2020 #23
Can they freeze it first? CaptYossarian Mar 2020 #47
gotta go see if there's a patent on exploding toilet paper Hermit-The-Prog Mar 2020 #49
The closest I can think of is one of the Lethal Weapon movies. CaptYossarian Mar 2020 #50
Fantastic billboard!!!! not_the_one Mar 2020 #24
As we seen on the video clip yesterday... WyattKansas Mar 2020 #25
Well he is full of it. Texaswitchy Mar 2020 #26
No he won't, b/c he's no longer Potus, he's an IMPotus ffr Mar 2020 #29
Toilet Paper Trump Apocalypse kairos12 Mar 2020 #30
good one! hkp11 Mar 2020 #31
Hilarious! RestoreAmerica2020 Mar 2020 #33
Lol!!! Bluethroughu Mar 2020 #34
OMG Soxfan58 Mar 2020 #35
He turned us into a shithole country IronLionZion Mar 2020 #36
You, you are clever my friend. NotHardly Mar 2020 #37
TP45...has a ring to it... Sancho Mar 2020 #40
thanks Sancho kpete Mar 2020 #42
DUzy! Starseer Mar 2020 #41
Wow. That is funny! ElementaryPenguin Mar 2020 #43
Great Start! GetRidOfThem Mar 2020 #44
May I offer a suggested edit to your subject line? KPN Mar 2020 #45
Very funny! zentrum Mar 2020 #48
Two-Scoops; Two-Ply Blue Owl Mar 2020 #51
ROFL Joinfortmill Mar 2020 #52
Huge kick and rec. love_katz Mar 2020 #53
It's not TP45 at fault Aussie105 Mar 2020 #54
Kick burrowowl Mar 2020 #55

kpete

(71,961 posts)
39. Wishing you and yours wellness DU friend
Wed Mar 18, 2020, 01:35 PM
Mar 2020

How you holding up Uncle Joe?

I knew things would be bad with the turd-potus but i had not quite envisioned this.

Hardest thing personally, is i miss my grandchildren already.

I know others have it far, far, far, worse, so not complaining

-more worried, anxious sad

kp

Response to kpete (Original post)

Fla Dem

(23,586 posts)
21. Will forever be in my signature line.
Wed Mar 18, 2020, 12:24 PM
Mar 2020

Also in my signature line ever since Trump was elected is a quote from JFK that couldn't have been more prophetic.

sheilahi

(277 posts)
23. Karma
Wed Mar 18, 2020, 12:26 PM
Mar 2020

Hey, maybe the people of Puerto Rico will come over and throw rolls of toilet paper at him. Payback's a bitch.

CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)
50. The closest I can think of is one of the Lethal Weapon movies.
Wed Mar 18, 2020, 07:43 PM
Mar 2020

That was when the toilet landed on the hood of the station wagon.

You'd be wasting a lot of gold on his Tweet Seat.

 

not_the_one

(2,227 posts)
24. Fantastic billboard!!!!
Wed Mar 18, 2020, 12:26 PM
Mar 2020

Posted in all the areas that voted for the genius, perfect turdus maximus.

WyattKansas

(1,648 posts)
25. As we seen on the video clip yesterday...
Wed Mar 18, 2020, 12:28 PM
Mar 2020

It will be from tRUMPS "dumbfuckery" of giving people the impression that the virus attacks your asshole.

IronLionZion

(45,380 posts)
36. He turned us into a shithole country
Wed Mar 18, 2020, 01:24 PM
Mar 2020

USA is handling this crisis worse than many poorer developing countries. It's disgusting.

KPN

(15,635 posts)
45. May I offer a suggested edit to your subject line?
Wed Mar 18, 2020, 06:52 PM
Mar 2020

... will be forever known as the IMPEACHED POTUS who ...

Just to be clear that he was already a total sack of shit before this global crisis.

Aussie105

(5,327 posts)
54. It's not TP45 at fault
Thu Mar 19, 2020, 07:53 AM
Mar 2020

because the TP shortage is in Australia too.

Did a lap of a shopping center today to find and buy quality potting soil of all things, and checked the supply of TP at the same time.
Nada. Zilch. Nuttin'. Nowhere, nohow. Not at supermarkets, not at discount stores, not at Aldi.

I'd like to know who 'patient zero' is, for the toilet paper hoarding, and their logic. And why others picked up on it.

Why TP? Why not toothpaste, mouthwash, deodorant, laundry detergent?

I mean, why have 6 months of toilet paper and 1 month of food? After the food is gone, the toilet paper won't be needed.

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