Did Trump get an erection when he called himself a wartime president at today's noon presser?

[Stinky The Clown]

Cuz that's how he described himself.

Hey Don. I knew Little Boots Bush. He was dumb. You're no LBB. You're DUMBER.

[panader0]

1. I seriously doubt if he ever gets an erection.

[Rorey]

2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please don't do that to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You created a visual that's literally making me want to puke.

[Walleye]

3. Just posted. He thinks it will help his re-election

Ask Pres Johnson about this.

[not_the_one]

4. Probably, but it wouldn't even manage to escape the folds of fat.

So, no biggie.

[RockRaven]

5. How hard is a soggy mushroom?

I don't want to know...

[Vinca]

6. I didn't see any magnifying glasses out, so I guess we'll never know.

[Yonnie3]

7. Not until he announced his approval numbers.

That crap doesn't belong in a Coronavirus presser.

[42bambi]

8. He only has an erection when it involves money, and that alone pleasures him.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. He probably wanted to, but

it probably hasn't happened in a long time.

[Brainfodder]

10. To be Stormy....

PASS!

[3catwoman3]

11. with his ever-increasing girth, he probably...

...wouldn’t be able to see it if it did happen.

That’s more than enough of this topic.

[Alliepoo]

12. He has a dicky-do gut!

His gut sticks out farther than his dicky do!!!!!!! That’s courtesy of a good friend that I used to work with at Ma Bell!

[3catwoman3]

13. When I was in the Air Force nurse corps, I learned the term...

...”Dunlop Award” - given (in jest) to whichever colonel or lieutenant colonel physician “whose belly done lop most over his belt.” There were some rather portly senior officers.

[Alliepoo]

14. Lololol!!!

That’s a good one!!!!!!!!!

[JHB]

15. He probably tried, but he's not imPOTUS for nuthin'