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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe first lines of 10 classic novels, rewritten for social distancing.
Last edited Wed Mar 18, 2020, 02:37 PM - Edit history (1)
https://lithub.com/the-first-lines-of-10-classic-novels-rewritten-for-social-distancing/Of course, books can be a balm in these terrifying timesbut as the surge in sales of plague-related literature reveals, sometimes all we want to read are books that speak directly to our terrifying times. Well, friends, with a little elbow great, any book can be a coronavirus book. Behold: the first lines of 10 classic novels, rewritten for these times of social distancing.
The Bell Jar
It was a queer, pandemic spring, the spring they cancelled all the orgies, and I didnt know what I was doing in New York.
The Great Gatsby
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that Ive been turning over in my mind ever since. Whenever you feel like going to a restaurant, he told me, just remember there are people in this world whose immune systems havent had all the advantages yours has had.
Moby-Dick
FaceTime me, Ishmael.
The Bell Jar
It was a queer, pandemic spring, the spring they cancelled all the orgies, and I didnt know what I was doing in New York.
The Great Gatsby
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that Ive been turning over in my mind ever since. Whenever you feel like going to a restaurant, he told me, just remember there are people in this world whose immune systems havent had all the advantages yours has had.
Moby-Dick
FaceTime me, Ishmael.
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The first lines of 10 classic novels, rewritten for social distancing. (Original Post)
geardaddy
Mar 2020
OP
Happy families are all alike. Unhappy families stay at least 6 feet from each other...
ExciteBike66
Mar 2020
#3
jls4561
(1,257 posts)1. You left out the best one:
Pride and Prejudice
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be hoarding toilet paper.
ExciteBike66
(2,309 posts)3. Happy families are all alike. Unhappy families stay at least 6 feet from each other...
edhopper
(33,547 posts)4. It was the worst of times.
geardaddy
(24,926 posts)5. ...
He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without using toilet paper.