Rudy Giuliani Doesn't Know What He's Going To Do During The Coronavirus Outbreak
Rudy Giuliani stepped out of his apartment on Sunday night and, like he does most Sundays, walked into Nicola’s Restaurant on the Upper East Side.
“That place is [usually] packed on a Sunday night — packed, packed, packed,” he said. “When I walked in, I was the first one there — I got the best table in the house.” He had dinner, some drinks. “By the time I left there was no more than 10 people.”
Giuliani gets the freakout over the coronavirus pandemic, but he doesn’t really get it. He wants people to wash their hands and drink lots of water and cough into their elbows, but these empty flights? Eating dinner at home? Canceling playdates? What is this, a war?
“When I walked down my city yesterday and I saw her empty, I said, this is out of a movie. Like Mars has invaded, or — it reminded me of the man in the closet, that HBO thing.” (He probably meant Man in the High Castle, that Amazon thing.) “I mean, I was looking for the Nazis coming down the street. I mean, it's a little too much.”
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/miriamelder/coronavirus-rudy-giuliani-donald-trump
You can always dress up in drag and let Trump motorboat you.
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Especially in Washington state, San Francisco and NYC?
You know, travel, knock on doors, go to seedy strip clubs and get lap dances from every stripper twice, check every item in stores, hang out and help/chat up all the customers and cashiers, party hardy in the underground clubs til 4AM, stay at it all month, and then report in?
That clever girl can show him her method of cleaning toilets too!
What's the harm, he's a smart well respected personal lawyer of the bestest President ever!
