If I fucking die from this fucking virus because of this fucking moron...I swear...

[First Speaker]

...I am going to fucking haunt him. I'm going to cut to the front of the ghostly line of folks wanting to get medieval on his ass, and give the motherfucker as many Interesting Times as I can provide. If you guys don't hear from me, and weird shit starts happening to He Who Is Not To Be Named...you'll know why...

[Jamastiene]

1. I wanna help.

Let me help you. I want to the front of the line too get at him too. I can think of numerous ways to haunt him, things that would make the CIA blush.

[BKDem]

2. A better idea?

Let’s all live and make his life a living hell.

[Scarsdale]

61. Amen!

Let's fool them all and beat this virus. Then we can beat the incurable disease in the WH.

[wcmagumba]

3. LOL, My haunting dance card...

is going to be really full, what with thugs, general jerks and even a couple of drump loving family members,
my afterlife is going to be a whooot.....

[procon]

4. My prevent hope is that I live long enough to see

Trump doing a perp walk into a federal prison.

[wryter2000]

56. Agreed

Although, state prison would be good, too.

[greenjar_01]

5. VENDETTA!

I feel you!

I'll put my children on the motherfucker. "Mi papa se chiame Antonio Andolini e questa e per ti!"

[kimbutgar]

6. He needs to resign now

his incompetence is appalling, and we need a real leader and not a cowardly stupid game show host.

[dchill]

41. He's so incompetent that he believes he's competent.

He gives himself a 10.

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Since there will be many of us wanting to be first in line, I think it only fair

that we allow each one to pick one aspect of his miserable life to make more miserable.

That being said, I call dibs on making his mushroom fall off.

[Docreed2003]

15. Dang...beat me to it!! Lol!!

[IronLionZion]

33. I like the way you think

we all can specialize our own torture methods, practice at it and get really good. Muahahaha

[wryter2000]

57. Can I have his hair?

I think he might love that more than his mushroom.

[Coventina]

8. Hahaha! You are channeling the Ferret / Shower Cap

Here's a quote from his blog dated March 2nd:

And friends, if I’m one of the poor bastards who winds up dying because this asshat believes he can lie his way out of global contagion, I am haunting the absolute shit out of him. I’m gonna be a goddamn poltergeist. If this blog suddenly disappears without warning, and you start seeing stories about Hairplug Himmler getting pelted with cat turds seemingly flung by an unseen hand, know that I am living my best afterlife.

[First Speaker]

12. Great minds think alike...

[PJMcK]

9. That's brilliant! Are you, by chance, an Aristocrat? (n/t)

[First Speaker]

13. I'm afraid not...but thanks for the compliment...

...I think...

[sop]

10. We'll know it's working when Trump starts whimpering, "I see dead people!"

[Hoyt]

11. Try to make it until early voting in your area.

[Goonch]

14. I'm right behind you

[kairos12]

20. Attracted by the orange hue. Probably thinks it's dad.

[MFM008]

16. I thought the same thing

Move over Abe for another white house ghost.
👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

[enough]

17. OK, you take him, I'll take Mitch. NT

[kairos12]

18. Feel the same. I will come jangling a line of ventilators he didn't purchase.

[grumpyduck]

19. I'll take his food.

Let's see - the KFC thighs get up and start dancing on the table, the Quarter Pounders open up and stuff jumps out. The Diet Cokes shake themselves and top the top while pointing at him. Or maybe two pieces of chicken start rubbing together in a very obscene way.

Yeah, I could have fun with this.

[dweller]

21. okay, here's the plan

we meet at the 1st Circle of Hell after breaking out of Purgatory, overcoming
Charon with Bacon Bits laced with Oxy... paddle on to the entrance,
and make the descent gathering reinforcements, Faux news camera operators, and newscasters,
and his sycophants that have succumbed to fake news, virus hoax early deaths...
use them as front line defense... descends circle by circle amassing an army of
sadly blithering zombies that upon the 9th circle can carry his blackened soul rave style into the eternal fire..
our purified souls can loop da loop float back up to the
ethereal oxygen, bright white light, and unicorns that poo rainbow sherbet ...

day 7 of self isolation, sigh it's only going to get worse 🤢
catch you at the boat,
✌🏼

[Evolve Dammit]

22. I hear ya!

[lpbk2713]

23. I hope Trump's next neighbor is Ted Kaczynski.

For the rest of his miserable life.

[liberalmuse]

24. We need you alive.

So we can vote him and the entire GOP out of office. Stay well, my friend. I share your anger, but they are not worth it. Let's channel that anger and make sure anyone willing to trade human lives to pad their pocket books never gets into power again.

[WyattKansas]

25. A better course of action would be to go full poltergeist on everyone that supported him.

Terrify them all back under their rocks.

[BigmanPigman]

26. I have said the same thing for 3+ years.

Since my dad died a year ago I always wonder when something bad happens to the fucking moron if my dad or Karma had a hand in it.

[Dem2theMax]

27. Let's all take a vow.

We live, we make his life a living hell on Earth
We die? Follow all of the advice from the OP.

[bucolic_frolic]

28. Medieval

Mace, or Battle Axe?

[Joinfortmill]

29. You go!

[Marie Marie]

30. Sounds great but could you send a ghostly post every now and then

so we can all enjoy whatever torture you send his way. Pretty pleeeeeaaassseee??

[warmfeet]

31. I will help in any way possible to make his future life

a horror of exceptional magnitude.

I want this fucker in prison, forever. Gen pop works for me.

Anyone who has this same goal, is a friend of mine.

[Sloumeau]

32. If I die too, I will let you go first.

I will let you have him for an hour. Then, it is my turn.

[DinahMoeHum]

34. Take a number and get in line. . .

. . .'cause you're not the only one.





#newrostrong

[TeamPooka]

35. Trump is old and won't be around to haunt for long. Haunt Ivanka instead.

Drive that woman crazy so she's is a babbling mess and will never be president

[Desert_Leslie]

36. Eek! Bat Virus!

I think it would be satisfying -- if he (and I don't wish this on him, but) gets ill with coronavirus, someone attending to him needs to repeat numerous times, "You know, it IS a BAT VIRUS!"

Germophobe Trump will lose his mind!

[PCIntern]

37. Great rant AND

did you derive your screen name from Asimov’ Foundation Trilogy?

If so, you should know that my friends mom was one of his girlfriends he had in many cities.

[First Speaker]

47. Oh yeah, I'm an old Asimov fan...

...and I didn't know about his girlfriends. I find the "many cities" bit weird, since he never travelled. In the event, I kinda wish I had used "Preem Palver" instead of "First Speaker", but here we are...

[PCIntern]

49. He lectured at least on the Eastern Seaboard a lot

He was often here in Philly

I’ve seen photos of him with my friend’s mom at social occasions. And love letters

[ChazInAz]

58. He traveled.

Always by train or car, though he didn't drive. The only time he went west of the Mississippi was during WW2, when he was stationed in, I think, California.
Met him in Chicago at a Con, years ago.

[AllaN01Bear]

38. wed have to get in line for these kind folks

https://www.history.com/topics/halloween/ghosts-in-the-white-house
but ,yeah i want in line too.

[DENVERPOPS]

40. After him

go after Moscow Mitch, then Lindsay Graham, then one by one the rest of the Republican Senators, then start of Trump's entire administration, his cabinet, Barr, and the Republicans on the Supreme Court. That ought to keep you busy for awhile. None of them could have pulled this off without the help of all the others.........If we get rid of just Trump, the entire problem will still remain and keep right keeping on........

[Tumbulu]

42. I will be right there with you

we will take this monster down, oh yes we will!

[Ferrets are Cool]

43. I feel the same way. nt

[yuiyoshida]

44. A G-G-GGGHOST????

[tosh]

45. Count me in!

I foresee an entire army of very pissed off spirits, ghosts and zombies tormenting ALL of these embeciles with great fury!

Ooh-haha! This very idea SO brightens my very bad day!

[Doreen]

46. No, you want to be a poltergeist.

A ghost can only make your life miserable. A poltergeist however is angry energy and have the power to physically push things around and sometimes violently. Ghosts can not touch but a poltergeist can hit with objects.

Wouldn't it be nice to hit him in the head with a book and no one can do a damn thing?

[yellowdogintexas]

48. See: The Bell Witch It's about time she made a comeback

I think #45 would be pelted by so many things he would be one solid bruise.

[Doreen]

50. For how bad he looks now it might look better.

[vlyons]

51. Not to worry. His own karma will take care of him just fine.

Surely there is a vat of hot molten metal with his name on it that awaits him in Hell.

[brewens]

52. I got this. My voodoo doll is working well, I'd say. It takes time but we're getting there.

Like vaccine testing, you can't rush it.

[Cha]

53. That Goes For Me Too!

[Skittles]

54. the Senate had the chance to get rid of that orange freak

and FAILED TO DO IT

[ecstatic]

55. Good idea. Me too. Nt

[Brainfodder]

59. Don't forget Jared and his bro....

Oscar Health....

...the whole testing delay happenstance?

[ihaveaquestion]

60. My thoughts exactly!

[Aristus]

62. I'd haunt him so hard,

it would make "Poltergeist" look like a Casper cartoon.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

63. Right there next to ya...nt