CRAY CRAY SHIT TRUMP MIGHT DO CONTEST!!!!

[PCIntern]

Post your theory on what he might do in response to this national nightmare! Best one gets three-week Princess Cruise and a shot from our Mystery Gunner.

My entry: he diverts the Army Corps of Engineers from building hospitals for the sick and dying to the Southern Border to build his Wall.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

1. He finds out...

He has Covid-19, immediately runs around infecting every one he can saying “When they get cured their blood will cure us all”.

[lunasun]

2. CDC will tell hospital workers to use a scarf but ICE will have access to masks Oh wait

To cope with the burgeoning coronavirus crisis, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention told nurses to use bandanas and scarves as last-resort masks. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers, meanwhile, have access to N95 masks as they apprehend immigrants during a national pandemic

Despite the shortages, many medical workers are undeterred from pursuing their mission. “We have to get back on the front lines, because this is going to get worse,” a nurse practitioner in Oregon told me. She works in a free mobile clinic that provides services primarily for vulnerable clients, including undocumented immigrants, transgender individuals, and the homeless. She has no N95 masks and no gowns in the van. All she has are surgical masks with eye protection, which do not offer adequate protection from the coronavirus, and she has only four left. But she refuses to abandon her patients. “If I get infected, hopefully it doesn’t kill me,” she said.

Don’t we owe her more?
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/going-war-butter-knife/608428/

[dalton99a]

3. +1

[Celerity]

4. He uses the pandemic in an attempt to stop/delay the 2020 election & completely fuck the 2020 Census