I Got An Idea As To How To Muzzle Trump......

[global1]

Tell him he's tested positive for the coronavirus and quarantine him. Keep him out of site. Tell him it's for his own good and the good of his family and staff that he be isolated.

He lies to us. Let them lie to him.

[unblock]

1. Tell him it's spread via microphones and tv cameras.

[C_U_L8R]

2. Tell him he can get it through twitter

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. Good idea, though I think he did test positive.

Merde-A-Lago is a hotbed if CV infection. And he lies about everything, so I don’t believe him when he says his test was negative. Dumpy is Patient Zero of the Trump Virus!

[HotTeaBag]

5. I don't think he tested positive, I don't think he was tested at all.

I also think that no matter how much bluster and robustness he wants to project to his followers there is no question in my mind that once he leaves that press briefing everyday he is living in a hermetically sealed bubble and allows no one within 50 feet of him - just his phone, a TV and a golden toilet.

[2naSalit]

6. I don't think he was either.

Besides, ow could they get a swab far enough up into those swollen nostrils to get anything other than snot encrusted nodules of whatever shit he's been snorting?

[marble falls]

4. Only if you lock holy Mike up with him.