Rand Paul has tested positive for coronavirus - now on NBC news

[milestogo]

Link to tweet

[tblue37]

1. Oops! nt

[catsudon]

49. wtf

Another article about this says he has no symptoms and was not around anyone infected. But of course he gets tested. I am so sick of these asymptomatic politicians, celebrities, basketball players and rap artists getting these tests when you constantly read about poor sad sacks with fever and cough denied the test.

[NCjack]

66. We should be thankful that nothing can be done for him. Maybe he will slide into critical stage. nt

[tulipsandroses]

2. Can we keep him in indefinite quarantine?

please???

[dflprincess]

42. Let's just lock him in a corn crib like Ol' Yellar

And see how things look in a couple weeks.

[Kittycow]

57. Oh my gosh...

[MyOwnPeace]

3. He'll blame it

on his neighbor!

[catsudon]

12. yeah

better test him too....

[Generic Brad]

45. His neighbor has been social distancing from Paul for a few years now

I'm certain he has not wanted anything to do with him for some time now.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. My mom always told me that if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.

So...

[milestogo]

8. Well, she wasn't thinking of Rand Paul when she said it.

[NewDayOranges]

9. My Mom said the same. Tick-a-lock!

[whistler162]

15. agreed

So.....

[TheBlackAdder]

51. Same here. So Here's something nice.

.



.

[rufus dog]

60. How about

Rand Paul is an ignorant Libertarian prick who deserves to go through a painful fight, but that isn't nice, so I prefer not to say anything?

[Walleye]

5. Maybe there is a god?

There are no libertarians in pandemics.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. If there is a God, I have some ideas about whom he should smite next.

[Walleye]

23. Yes, vengeance is mine, sayeth the virus.

[dalton99a]

6. Hope he shared it with Moscow Mitch, Grassley, Cornyn etc

[Sanity Claws]

7. Great!

It is an opportunity for him to learn compassion.

[proud patriot]

20. +1000

hopefully

[marlakay]

34. People like him and Trump

Just play the blame game when something happens to them unfortunately.

[barbtries]

64. getting shot and nearly dying

didn't do it for Scalise. I wouldn't count on empathy suddenly being a part of the republican playbook. they're sociopaths. don't have it in them.

[rusty fender]

10. Guess who will be getting

access to a ventilator, should he need one.

[MineralMan]

11. Proughts and Thayers to him.

[True Blue American]

22. Are we back to the Bless his heart again?

I bet his neighbor is so pleased, or is he out of jail yet?

[Sentath]

40. I'd send tots and pears..

But, no way am i risking the grocery stores for his ass.

[ffr]

62. +1

[MineralMan]

13. CPAC?

Probably.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. That wretched hive of scum and villainy also seems to have been a petri dish.

[tblue37]

50. Was he at Kimberly Guilfoyle's birthday party at Mar-a-Lago? nt

[MineralMan]

53. I have no idea.

[JCMach1]

14. I hope he gets well and devotes himself to humanitarian

Efforts the rest of his life...

NOT the Senate

[Brainfodder]

16. Is he suffering and is there video of it?

Guessing his neighbor is not pleased at this news?

[TwilightZone]

27. No symptoms.

And yet he was tested. Hmm.

[marlakay]

36. Like Trump says about the rich getting stuff

Just the way it is! 😡😡😡😡😡

[fleur-de-lisa]

29. Pay-per-view!

[Brainfodder]

35. Pay off the national debt if you add more to the card?

[Dios Mio]

67. Pay

per screw.

[Leghorn21]

18. Well well well

how about that

eom

[hlthe2b]

21. So glad this is all a hoax and you felt free to obstruct any congresssional response, Rand.

And, yeah, I DO hope he survives but has one hell of an epiphany.

[Walleye]

26. I hope he gets sick and feel awful for weeks.

Maybe that will wipe the arrogant smirk off his face.

[maxrandb]

24. I had no idea Coronavirus could spread via the feces-oral route

[Totally Tunsie]

25. Proof that God does have a sense of humor.

BOOM!!!

[bluestarone]

28. TOO bad he might have to wait

For a ventilator that they didn't ship!

[stonecutter357]

30. good luck pig !

[RoadRising]

31. Why has he been participating ...

... in extensive travel and events?

Why is he getting tested if he’s asymptomatic?

[misanthrope]

68. Your second question is the most salient

Why is he using one of these scarce tests that could otherwise be used on more vital medical personnel?

[Gothmog]

32. WTF is this? A coronabrag?

Link to tweet

[marlakay]

39. That sounds to me like he is trying to prove

It’s not that bad.

[JHB]

47. Sounds like a staffer posting through his account.

[smirkymonkey]

33. I think he should have an emergency Pandemic meeting with

Trump, Pence, and all the Republican members of Congress immediately! This is serious!

[Upthevibe]

37. I just deleted my thread because I didn't realize there

were already postings here. My thoughts? Pick yourself up by your bootstraps, Rand! Oh and BTW, FU

[gibraltar72]

38. Devil to be tested.

[SWBTATTReg]

41. Maybe these idiots will now taste what a lot of unfortunate people are dealing w/? But, ...

unfortunately, these asshats in Congress have a goldplated medical plan that the vast majority of us don't have, and thus won't see what the vast majority of us are going through. I'd like to offer him good health, but for some reason, I don't think he would reciprocate in kind for me and others or those that have CV now.

[Sneederbunk]

43. Quarantining Rand Paul always a good idea.

[milestogo]

58. +1000

[Windy City Charlie]

44. So hypocritical

So hypocritical....the very ones that tried to downplay it seem to be getting access to the tests.

[CottonBear]

46. So, rich, White GOP asymptomatic politicians can get tested,

but not the brown, black and white poor and working people!

[JHB]

48. Galt's Gulch meets Masque of the Red Death

[LuvNewcastle]

61. LOL!

[comradebillyboy]

52. Bummer, man

[Under The Radar]

54. Test performed by his neighbor

[Orrex]

55. See? There's always a bright side!

I'm sure that this principled foe of socialism will forego gub'mint subsidized medicine in favor of only treatment and care funded entirely by private industry.

[ibegurpard]

56. He better start pulling hard on those bootstraps

And stay away from ANY services that rely on public funding

[beachbumbob]

59. Karma is aweome I hope every GOP senator comes down with it,

FUCK THEM

[barbtries]

63. apparently all he had to do

was decide he would get tested, and he was. Sick people cannot be tested.

I hate republicans.

[SunSeeker]

65. THIS

[blogslut]

69. So, does that mean no kiss and hug for dad?

After all, Ron said it was a big old hoax. Ready to pucker up, old man?