Rand Paul - the epitome of irony:

[George II]

Link to tweet

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Someone had a pic of him FRIDAY at the Senate lunch chamber, so he would

be infecting others too.

[mcar]

16. He was at lunch with them today!

After he used the Senate gym.

[Eliot Rosewater]

18. TODAY?

what a PRICK

[mcar]

21. That's what I read

and you got that right.

[flying rabbit]

2. Irony or Karma?

[Champp]

3. If Republicans keep pissing on truth and science

they are in continual violation of their own Commandments,
while they are pissing out a vile curse upon life itself.

[louis-t]

4. Didn't see THAT coming didja, Ayn?

[JHB]

9. Ayn never bothered reading Poe

Galt's Gulch holds no protection from the Red Death.

[NoMoreRepugs]

5. In other news Rand Paul leads in the voting

for biggest dipshit in the Senate, followed closely by Cruz n McTurtle.

[ProfessorGAC]

10. I Think When All Votes Are In...

...it'll be a 3 way tie!

[NoMoreRepugs]

12. Agreed!!!

[FM123]

6. Yes, epitome of irony. And karma.

[ooky]

7. He also wants to go back to health care the way it was

before the ACA, that is, people with pre-existing conditions can't buy health insurance. This is karma for this greedy, selfish man.

[flibbitygiblets]

17. It's not quite karma, becase he has taxpayer-funded health insurance. If he hates Socialism,

then he should refuse to use that socialist health insurance. I presume he paid $1200 of his own cash for the test he received, despite having no symptoms (when we have thousands of SYMPTOMATIC people who can't get a test to save their life)?

[ooky]

19. It will definitely be karma if he ends up

suffocating from this disease that he and/or his ideologic minions once called a "democratic hoax", but yeah, you can be sure he didn't turn down any socialism that goes into his own pockets, no more than turning down the socialist tax theft he voted to give himself, and if he needs a ventilator, he'll probably have at least 5 of them available, for him...

[IcyPeas]

8. I still can't believe trump hasn't gotten it. /nt

[Thomas Hurt]

11. the prick will just be a vector, won't be sick a day. watch

[2naSalit]

13. I hope it makes him sick. ...nt

[JaneQPublic]

14. He's just saying he has COVID-19...

...to scare off his neighbor, who wants to clean Rand's clock again for that vote.

[meow2u3]

15. Russian Rand learned the hard way

that COVID-19 is no hoax.

[econron]

20. So how did he get a test?

Oh, yeah because his life is more valuable than Grandma Doris.

Fuck you Rand!