"Why test the drugs in test tubes when we've got sick people we can test them on?"

[mobeau69]

OMG! Did I actually hear that right?

[enough]

1. Starting with Rand Paul? NT

[mobeau69]

3. LOL. nt

[jls4561]

2. I'll repeat - test on tRump spawn first.

[unblock]

4. Vy don't ve test eet on zees tvins here ja?

[MissB]

8. Exactly

Sadly I get that reference.

[spanone]

5. he's out of his fucking mind

[jmowreader]

6. Wile E. Trump, Super Genius!

There are three clinical trials they must do before a drug can be accepted for use:

Phase 1: Give the drug to healthy people to be sure it won't kill them.
Phase 2: Give it to people with the disease you're trying to treat to see if it works.
Phase 3: Give it to even more people to work out dosing, patient population, etc.

If Trump would like to volunteer his entire family to be the Phase 1 cohort, no one would object.

[Maru Kitteh]

7. Yes. That's what you heard.

"Why can't we shove chemicals into these sick people and see if some of them can make me look good."

[Hekate]

9. Jesus Christ on a Trailer Hitch. Because that would be criminal, you monster. nt

[GeorgeGist]

10. Deplorables are dumb.

[jberryhill]

11. He graduated from the Josef Mengele School of Medicine

[mobeau69]

12. That's the nazi I was thinking about when I heard this.