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[underpants]

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[jojog]

1. Says stock market up from plan to re-open.. BS

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

2. Profitable loans?

Idiot

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

3. Dr. Fauci needs to

Shout this idiot will kill people!

[underpants]

15. 👀

[Mossfern]

4. There he goes again

"That beautiful Easter day"
He's putting himself up as the second coming!

Totally whacko.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

7. Dont think Jesus was a vagina grabber

Just sayin

[Mossfern]

13. The evangelicals

don't care.

[ribrepin]

5. Glad someone is doing it

I can't watch another one

[underpants]

6. Fauci looks like Kilroy was here.

[Mossfern]

9. Hah!!!

Yes he does!

[underpants]

11. Changed it.

[jojog]

12. He is touching his face

[jayfish]

8. For the love of God!

Someone ask him why Easter is mportant to him. He will not be able to answer and will be ,even further, exposed as the charlatan he is.

[EllieBC]

17. He has to keep appealing to his RW base.

They need to believe Jesus came to save the US, using Trump as a conduit.

[Pachamama]

23. Because we will all rise from the dead?

[jayfish]

34. Pssst.

Trump doesn't know anything about that.

[Pachamama]

40. Pence probably told him it's a good day for the Rapture...

[bmpbmp]

29. That'd be a nasty question.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

10. He sounds like hermi in rudolph

IN DEE PEN DENT

[wryter2000]

14. We knew he'd do it

Claim the market recovered because he said he'd open the country soon.

He's going to get us all killed.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

16. "a few questions after

QUICKLY"

No shit lol

[underpants]

18. "No fault of their own" ????

I’ve heard this repeatedly.

[consider_this]

19. 31% mortality?

in NYC? that is what I heard Birx just say.
please tell me I heard that wrong.

[underpants]

20. Kudlow

[underpants]

21. "Urgently needed" Hmmm the government can be good

[Pachamama]

22. Birx lied - Italy has NOT turned the corner

She said the good news is Italy is now reporting they have lower numbers -this was true over weekend from the peak number Friday - but today’s numbers spiked up back to that peak number.

Fuckers are such liars.

[bullwinkle428]

24. She was also trying to claim we were doing a much better job than S. Korea in testing -

saying we did more in the last 8 days than they did in 8 weeks. Lousy comparison, given the population difference.

[uponit7771]

26. +1 and she's wrong, we've been testing for nearly a month now

[Pachamama]

28. Yes - caught that lie also

One more: Dr Orange Menace claimed that they were sending 4000 ventilators to NY

Not true - Cuomo said 400 from FEMA and he needs 30,000!!!

[brewens]

31. The only fair comparison would be percentage of population tested starting from

when each country had their first case. I believe that was the same day.

[Pachamama]

41. You and I knew that immediately - but they are counting on most people not understanding that

They love fuzzy math...

[uponit7771]

25. +1, she's behind

[jojog]

27. Boeing and Cruise Lines FFS

[jojog]

30. So much ass kissing

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmakeameme.org%2Fmeme%2Fass-kissing-master&psig=AOvVaw3NGm0NSP-k-KE2DSI4FQqK&ust=1585174284333000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCIDwgMeQtOgCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAQ

[uponit7771]

32. Why does Apple have 9 million n95 masks?

[underpants]

36. Probably forest fires.

Why this took this long I have no idea.

[uponit7771]

33. NON ANSWER !! Neither of those doctors told him April 12th was a reasonable timeline

[consider_this]

37. "it will be a beautiful time, a beautiful time" - *rump EOM

[uponit7771]

35. NON ANSWER !! What are you seeing ... "we'll just have to see" ... wow !!!

[uponit7771]

38. Fauci, " there are areas of the country where we can test .." WE CAN'T GET TEST EVERYWHERE !!!

[uponit7771]

39. THAT'S NOT TRUE !!! We started testing a month ago

[IcyPeas]

42. Another thing that bugs me about these alt. Trump rallies

Its over when he says its over. Today i think the reporters wanted to ask more questions of fauci and birx, but the donald says thats it folks. Why cant he just leave and let the others stay? They all walk off behind him.