What if

[I_UndergroundPanther]

People just didn't show up for work when he brays about the godamn market? People are way more important than whiney business thugs.People should know that social distancing is saving our asses right now.

Just because trump is claiming bullshit does not mean we have to obey the fucker.

[leftieNanner]

1. But what if

Your boss is a Trump supporter and he fires you for not showing up? Complex issue for sure.

[magicarpet]

2. A resurrection,... Larry Kudlow was very comforting,..

... he is all fired up about returning to work Easter week and having some kind of a resurrection for our economy.

I suggest this for our resurrection mascot....


Just fill the damn thing with 100% helium and let her go,.. there's your resurrection...
Kinda like Jesus,... they could even do it on Easter Day.

[lunatica]

4. Trumps enthusiasm over the thought of an Easter business opening

shows he wants to rename it Trump Resurrection Day.

And he’s sure churches will be so full on that day that they will overflow BECAUSE he’s opening up the markets!

[magicarpet]

5. Hallelujah,... praise be to trDumpie

He resurrected the crashed economy and the entire decimated medical systems and infrastructure.

Amen.

[DEbluedude]

6. I'm game. Let's rename it Trump Resurrection Day...

only if he makes it through being crucified on Good Friday.

[lunatica]

3. UC Berkeley shut down early, before any big city did

I doubt they’ll even consider his suggestion.

I imagine there are lots of businesses who will opt for continuing to live.