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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Taking bold action to safeguard the health of millions of Americans, Dr. Anthony Fauci has tricked Donald J. Trump into believing that there is no Easter this year, Fauci has confirmed.
After hearing Trump declare on Tuesday that he hoped to reopen the country on Easter Sunday, an alarmed Fauci decided to spring into action. I ran down to my computer and mocked up a phony 2020 calendar with no Easter on it, Fauci said. Then I showed it to Trump and said, Theres a problem with your plan, Mr. President. Theres no Easter this year.
According to Fauci, Trump was initially baffled by the news. How could that be? Trump asked. Theres Easter every year.
This is a leap year, the quick-thinking virologist replied.
I guess I didnt know it worked that way, Trump said. I never go to church.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fauci-tricks-trump-into-believing-there-is-no-easter-this-year
malaise
(267,824 posts)Get thee to the great page just because...
According to Fauci, Trump was initially baffled by the news. How could that be? Trump asked. Theres Easter every year.
This is a leap year, the quick-thinking virologist replied.
I guess I didnt know it worked that way, Trump said. I never go to church.
tanyev
(42,360 posts)Only reason I can come up with is because the Easter brunches at all his clubs made it a big revenue day.
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)He likely thinks that the Easter Bunny will come and leave goodies in his little basket.
As always, Donald Trump is an idiot and an ass hat.
#notmypresident
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Historic NY
(37,449 posts)rurallib
(62,346 posts)wryter2000
(46,016 posts)I bet he didn't know
Solomon
(12,305 posts)(Giving a clue to what it's really about - and it ain't Jesus)
But by now, a Christian knows when it is. Maybe Fauci can tell him it's in November...the day we unelect his ass. Then, he'll know why the church bells are ringing.
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)He is risen!
Well, not that much.