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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo my house is on fire.
I got out in time (sort of), but it is really cold outside. The fire dept. hasn't shown up yet---and the house is still very much on fire---but I'd like to get back to what I was doing before the fire started. I'm going back in. Wish me luck!
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defacto7
(13,485 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,593 posts)malaise
(268,949 posts)You too?
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,593 posts)malaise
(268,949 posts)then I got it
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,593 posts)I'm not used to using metaphors here on DU.
soldierant
(6,847 posts)Almost allegory - definitely allegory of the speaker is considered a personification of the nation. And, as you say, superb. Brilliant.
dchill
(38,472 posts)You IDIOT! But then I felt The Force of satire.
lame54
(35,285 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,593 posts)Progressive Jones
(6,011 posts)spudspud
(511 posts)gibraltar72
(7,503 posts)meadowlander
(4,394 posts)"My kitchen's on fire so I moved out into the hall. I have my phone in hand to call the fire department when I really need to. I really, really want those sweet blueberry muffins. I'm sure the fire will just put itself out before they're done. Maybe grandma can go get them for me. She's close to death anyway."
dchill
(38,472 posts)magicarpet
(14,144 posts)... so she can locate the stove. Don't bother with the pot holder or oven mitt,... grandma won't need those. Is her life insurance policy up to date and the premium paid off ?
Just think,... we won't even need to cremate GrandMa,.. that will be a huge, really big, strong,.. bigly savings.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,328 posts)leighbythesea2
(1,200 posts)Said
just some of your furniture will burn up.
And he replied, just the old furniture which was becoming a fiscal burden anyway.
The replies were all clever.
calimary
(81,220 posts)griloco
(832 posts)like a miracle, it'll stop burning
magicarpet
(14,144 posts)IT IS ON FIRE ! ....
What,.. he is doing - what ! ... ????
IRONING SHEETS AND PILLOW CASES ?
Did he call the fire department yet ?
Get him the hell outta there !!!
Jeez,.. I don't know about that guy.
Somebody see if you can find at least a garden hose.
That guy is an idiot,... who does he think he is,.... trDump,... he's got his priorities all fuxked up.
FailureToCommunicate
(14,013 posts)LudwigPastorius
(9,137 posts)All that water from the fire hoses will surely damage my furniture.
Best to just let it burn.