DOW is not happy

[malaise]

−705.28

[jimfields33]

1. The bill is not signed yet.

Once it’s signed the stock market will be happy.

[malaise]

3. Says who? n/t

[jimfields33]

5. Stock holders

[malaise]

24. Apparently not n/t

[samsingh]

28. the polls. all of them.

[earthside]

18. That is yesterday's news.

The market has already gone up for the Relief Package.

Now, it is back to reality ... unemployment claims, accelerating cases, Trump stupidity.

[C_U_L8R]

2. What now?

Too much stimulus stimulation?

What's the inverse of the dead cat bounce called?

[malaise]

4. More shit from the shithound?

[Strelnikov_]

8. Gravity

==Reality

[enid602]

6. Printing money

Stimulus is great if a country has money saved up. We're just printing money.

[malaise]

10. And then the IMF tells the rest of the world not to pront money - it's utter farce

−1,057.60

[spanone]

7. -958 now

[magicarpet]

9. trDumpie should sent Larry Kudlow over to run things at the stock exchanges.

Larry will get this shit show ship back on course lickitysplit.

[rockfordfile]

16. Kudlow is a right-wing pos. He's the reason we don't make much in America like we did

[magicarpet]

20. A little bit of cocaine and some Ron Rico 151 and Kudlow is a hot ticket,..

Fascist Capitalist Idiot,

Link to tweet

[bdamomma]

11. their precious

stock market is more important to those bastards than us. This is a class war, rich vs us, we the people still have the power.

The rich will contract it too. Just wait.

[malaise]

12. Of course

but these people never gave a shit about humanity or life in general.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. The stock market requires a human sacrifice - Donald Trump

[KY_EnviroGuy]

14. The No. 1 Thatcherite in the UK - BoJo - has tested positive.....

along with his Health (cough) Secretary, two of high-brow Britain's best friends.

It's a sure bet that No. 10 Downing and 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. have been taking cues from each other, both of which take their cues from Rupert Murdoch and hundreds of other ultra-wealthy people around the globe - all of which are taking every opportunity to hold mass love-fests before microphones and profess their expertise on coronavirus.

Being extremely wealthy, one would think these people would be smart enough to help protect those from whom their wealth originated, and smart enough to follow the advice of health professionals.

But noooooooooo. They just have to self-promote at every opportunity.......

[Blue_true]

21. I have met a lot of stupid or needy, or both, rich people in my life.

At their core, they are human like we are, they just don't realize that.

[Hugin]

15. It's dump day.

The suckers for this sucker rally ponied up and are being sheared.

[Blue_true]

22. ...

[KY_EnviroGuy]

17. Someone needs to play some Marley Get Up for the DOW, Malaise.

Oh wait, that's a different sort of Get Up..........

The DOW be like......get DOWN.......

[magicarpet]

19. .

[malaise]

25. Bob would want no part of that

[magicarpet]

29. Ya but an up lifting tune, I really needed an external source of motivation.

Marley never fails to provide that.

Were you his neighbor ?

[kentuck]

23. A few people were persuaded to buy some of the bargains with all their money?

What else were they going to do with it?

[Newest Reality]

26. Well, poor

Well, poor, poor DOW. Should we send it a fruit basket and cards?

My deepest condolences and wishes for levity and leverage to those who are impacted by a rigged system.

[malaise]

27. Let's see what time the shithound speaks today

They may be playing us for fools

[Under The Radar]

30. Like the rest of us, there is only so much Bull that it can take

Let’s see what happens after the daily Oral Orgy this afternoon