So, is President Pleurisy Wheeze going to address the nation today?

[hatrack]

I, for one, just can't wait to see the Ambulatory-Shitsack-In-Chief stumble up to the microphone yet again, dragging that recalcitrant leg along for the ride.

There's nothing that inspires more confidence than hearing the Colostomy Bag Of The United States gasp for breath, as he lays his Righteous Thunder on those wicked, wicked reporters who dare and question his Magnificent Shambling Obesity!

Hard to say which part is my favorite: is it the Licking Of The Royal Ass, the Proclamation Of The Very, Very Tough Strong Vaccine Testing Things, the Recitation Of The Incredible Really Big Policy Directive Assistance Program Plan Emergency Actions, or the Enunciation Of The Easter Rebirth Amazing Huge Economic Revival Packed Churches Business Thing That Goes Boom?

What's your favorite part?

[Va Lefty]

1. "Colostomy Bag of The United States"

[2naSalit]

6. That was perfect!

[True Blue American]

2. ?

[bWhat is wrong with his leg? He almost ran into Fauci and his face is swollen.

[BComplex]

5. Drugs. Lots of them.

His brain was fried a long, long time ago.

[True Blue American]

8. Talking to a Nurse last week

About alcoholism. Doing brain surgery on a patient the brain becomes liquified.

I would like to ask the Doctors or Nurses here if the same thing happens with drugs. What are the long term effects? Trump is beginning to show drastic deterioration.

[dalton99a]

3. The Ever Obedient Respected Doctors

Some people say they are very, very smart, but not as smart as me or my uncle at MIT - that I can tell you

[Different Drummer]

4. My ribs are now sore from laughing at your post!

To answer your question, my favorite part is the Enunciation Of The Easter Rebirth Amazing Huge Economic Revival Packed Churches Business Thing That Goes Boom.

[2naSalit]

7. +1

[True Blue American]

9. Who knew the Resurrection

Was the renewal of the economy? Praise the Lord or Trump,or something like that!BTW, Pelosi is now on the floor giving credit to all the Chairs who made sure safeguards were put in. She also thanked MCCarthy and Republicans.

MCCarthy praised McConnell. No one else!

[Brainfodder]

10. This Monty Hall replacement sucks?

[UTUSN]

11. He's been trying to co-opt the time slot for the network news.