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green88

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Sun Mar 29, 2020, 10:32 AM Mar 2020

A little levity from Facebook.

Plane with 5 passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr Anthony Fauci , Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.

Dr Fauci says “I need one. I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.

The pope says “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.

Trump says ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest man in the USA.” He takes one and jumps.

Then Hillary says to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life. Yours is only starting."

The 10 year old says "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag."

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A little levity from Facebook. (Original Post) green88 Mar 2020 OP
An oldie but a goodie... Wounded Bear Mar 2020 #1
Good one. Welcome to DU, green88! crickets Mar 2020 #2
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