The most shocking thing to me is that OrangeAnus isn't infected

[Ferrets are Cool]

with Covid-19 by now. It just isn't fair.

[LisaL]

1. He is teflon.

[C_U_L8R]

7. He may be teflon but he's not immortal.

Fate may be saving its best joke for this idiot.

[LovingA2andMI]

2. He Had The Combo Drugs

You can BET on it. That's why he was talking about them, until he wasn't

[2naSalit]

12. Most likely.

[HipChick]

3. I believe he's infected

and not saying, and getting medication...

[Ohiogal]

5. Me, too.

[canetoad]

14. Me three nt

[yankeepants]

4. It probably means there is a vaccine.

[mtngirl47]

6. No--Boris Johnson, Prince Charles. n/t

[thinkingagain]

8. Nothing bad affects

Satan jr

[Kablooie]

9. God protects babies and fools.

He's got god on his side because he's both.

[empedocles]

10. Not shocking that we don't know for sure whether trump is infiected

[tavernier]

11. Some people have responded to the malaria medication

and he was crowing about it a lot some
days ago, so maybe that’s what he is on. Who knows.

[Mariana]

13. Everyone who has any contact with him is probably being tested daily

along with all of their contacts, too. I imagine the Secret Service are working very hard behind the scenes to prevent him from getting exposed. Of course, it may happen anyway.