It's an effing Ronco commercial

[ornotna]

He disgusts me.

[C_U_L8R]

1. Did he whip out his pocket fisherman?

[tblue37]

32. Is that what they're calling it now? nt

[C_U_L8R]

34. Mini pocket fisherman. More exactly.

[HipChick]

2. Vanna White now..

Jesus Fucking Christ..

[dchill]

4. Where's the lovely Carol Merrill?

[scarletlib]

3. At least the Ronco commercials were entertaining.

[dchill]

5. This is more like QVC.

[Walleye]

6. God. He just complained about his hair blowing around

And made sure he told us it was his.

[eleny]

13. That's how long I lasted - Switched to TCM, Marx bros, Monkey Business - better now

[Walleye]

15. Yeah. Switched it off myself. Can't take infomercials

[eleny]

30. I see all the postings - pillow guy?

It's tragedy from coast to coast and he puts on a dog and pony show. I hope Lawrence ... everybody ... skewers him after this manure fest.

[Walleye]

36. Selling pillows and god from the White House.

[eleny]

38. Broadcasters are going to crucify him tonight

And he'll love every minute of his vacuuming up the air time.

It's a good night to dive into Netflix and marathon the Valhalla Murders.

[superpatriotman]

21. Jealous

Comcast POS made TCM a pay channel. Bastardos.

[eleny]

25. So that's why the bills kep going up!

We couldn't be without TCM.

[ornotna]

29. Agreed

I cut my service down quite a bit when they did that

[superpatriotman]

33. My bill keeps rising

And my channel selection keeps dropping.

How does that work and how can I get in on that business model?

[Walleye]

7. More commercials. No doctors.

Broadcast networks not running it. Not even Fox

[sop]

8. But, wait! There's more!

[Walleye]

18. You get a second virus absolutely free. Just pay shipping and handling

[Newest Reality]

28. Act now...

Act now and we will throw in the Ginsu Virus Cutter for free! That's right free. Slice and dice your own viruses right from the comfort of your own home.

[eleny]

35. That's it, I'm in!

Oh, wait. No.

[customerserviceguy]

9. Big Pharma

knows that unless they can help Trump pull this off, they'll be dealing with a Democratic president who will severely screw with their profits.

[dchill]

10. Now MyPillow? Definitely QVC.

[smirkymonkey]

31. That just made me want to vomit!

What a load of rubbish!

[dchill]

41. The huckster of one sham product decides to ...

... branch out into Evangelistic Bizarro World.

[WhiskeyWulf]

11. And now My Pillow. nt

[lunatica]

12. The my pillow guy is up there bragging about how he's saving the nation.

Oh gag!

[ornotna]

17. Hucksters and charlatans

The whole lot of them.

[npk]

14. This would be funny, if it wasn't so sad

Surreal doesn't even begin to describe what we are watching.

[malaise]

16. Now it's Jockey advertising socks

Good fucking grief!

[sop]

19. Where's Ron Popeil?

[ornotna]

24. He'd be the only believable one

if he were around for this shit show.

[dchill]

42. At least he could give Trump some hair paint.

[Brainfodder]

20. Honeywell hiring 1000 new people in total in AZ & RI for pushing out masks, but 2+ weeks away.

Good news though further into this shitshow is something.

[superpatriotman]

23. By May.

That should help.

[Brainfodder]

26. Yup, the AZ ready in May he said, greatful for small victories.

[IcyPeas]

22. i'm just watching how many of them touch the mic

how does he not have it? all those preservatives he eats must be saving him.

[Walleye]

37. He just grabbed the mic again then touched his eye

[sop]

27. Wonder how many $Billions Trump promised them from his slush fund?

[Talitha]

39. What the heck happened? I didn't watch it - not good for my blood pressure - but I'm curious.

Were the commercials cutting in on him, or were merchants stepping up to the mic?

TIA!

[ornotna]

40. Merchants were stepping up to the mike

I had to change the channel. I couldn't take it.

[GoCubsGo]

43. If you're going to watch these clown shows, I recommend doing it via "Hal Over Thinks."

Hal Sparks, the comedian, etc., does a daily MST3K-style version, which are full of mocking, correction of the lies, and other commentary. Not everyone's cup of tea, but it's the only way I can stand these things. I do wish he'd steal Bob Cesca's "Tiny Trump" though. He streams on a delay on YouTube, Facebook, and pretty much every other platform. Everything gets posted on his YouTube page for at-will viewing.

[ornotna]

44. Thanks for the tip

I'll check it out.