David Shuster@DavidShuster:The absurdity of @senatemajldr McConnell's argument is underscored by

[BeckyDem]

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[Cousin Dupree]

1. Trump said he was ver good at multi-tasking. Now he's not. Did the zombies eat his brain?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. I hope no zombie will ever have to rely on eating Trump's brain.

That's some pretty slim pickin's.

[MyOwnPeace]

11. Yep -

MAGA Slim-Fast (obviously it has NO effect on the individual!).

[lastlib]

32. and likely TOXIC!

[LizBeth]

2. It is also an admission by the top Republican in the senate, Trump has failed at this crisis.

[Rebl2]

30. Most certainly!

[Botany]

3. All true and valid points but Trump's Fox watching base will now all believe that he would have ...

.... done something about C-19 but he was distracted by impeachment.

[underpants]

7. Oh yeah. They already went over that cliff.

At two weeks ago.

[Botany]

13. I am sure you know all about Hillary having somebody murdered to hide Bill's cocaine ring?

One of the worst things Reagan ever did was the getting rid of the fairness act and that
has allowed a large % of Americans to be bathed in right wing misinformation for 2.5
generations.

You can see them even now with "the Mueller report showed Trump didn't do anything,"
even though we haven't seen the Mueller report.

[underpants]

15. Everyone knows about that

I actually watched the Tom Cruise movie about the guy do the drug runs (it's a good movie) and it hit me "Oh THIS is what that whole load of crap was based on".

I once read a sarcastic take on the Republican take on the Clintons "To them, the Clinton are these all powerful but almost invisible creatures who dwell in the Ozarks and command every action within the state as well as being able to change the flow of rivers and streams without ever being seen doing it " --- something like that anyway.

[Botany]

24. But did you know that Barack Obama was going to use the U.N. to import Hamas fighters so ...

... he could get a third term and take away everybody's guns? True story.

[dchill]

26. Hey, that DID happen! Right?

[Botany]

27. I had to work around the guy who told me that in the fall of 2012

I wanted to scream that was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard but all I said
was I didn't know that.

[dchill]

29. I'm really tired of holding my tongue.

[sop]

4. Getting all those corporate-friendly judges confirmed apparently distracted McConnell.

[MyOwnPeace]

12. Hey, hey, hey!!!!!!!

Don't go picking on Moscow Mitch McTurtle - he had to do SOMETHING in the past 3 years......

[spanone]

6. FUCK YOU mitch.

[mr_lebowski]

8. +1

Mitch can go eat a bag of dicks ...

[malaise]

9. On the other hand MoscowMitch has admitted that the Con failed to

respond to the virus. That is a major confession.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. That should be banner headlines everywhere ...

Moscow Mitch admits GOP and its Grotesque Orange Pustule FAILED to respond to Coronavirus!

[MyOwnPeace]

14. Oh, come on!!!!

In the true spirit of "both sides do it" (and not "offend" MAGAs) - you know the headline would read:

DEMS REFUSE TO MAKE MITCH AND GOP RESPOND TO CORONAVIRUS!

and THAT is why the MSM has allowed this mess to grow so yuuuge!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

17. Unfortunately, that's the more likely headline.

[underpants]

16. You have a link on that?

Sorry I missed because, obviously, I'm teleworking.

[malaise]

20. It is implied in his comment n/t

[LiberalFighter]

18. Good reporting

[rainin]

19. Remember when Secretary Clinton

claimed she couldn't do her job because of all the investigations? ME NEITHER!!!!!

[crickets]

33. +1

[Grokenstein]

21. Let's get this spread like coro...uh...like wildfire!

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[rickyhall]

22. If that were true, CV would have been a perfect distraction from the impeachment vote.

[CatWoman]

23. ...

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[Hermit-The-Prog]

25. plus, the Grotesque Orange Pustule averaged 40 tweets per day.

[smirkymonkey]

28. +1000

[Pepsidog]

31. How about Twitter Time ?