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albacore

(2,398 posts) Tue Mar 31, 2020, 05:43 PM Mar 2020

Can somebody with a stronger stomach than mine keep me/us apprised...

..of what trump is blathering at the update currently on TV?

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Can somebody with a stronger stomach than mine keep me/us apprised... (Original Post) albacore Mar 2020 OP

He's a lot more somber today. Still, he can't stop saying the worst will be over in two weeks. sop Mar 2020 #1

Sure... Newest Reality Mar 2020 #2

But you did a magnificent job...I completely got his message. Thanks! Karadeniz Mar 2020 #6

Well, Newest Reality Mar 2020 #8

Not watching it, but I can summarize it for you: LastLiberal in PalmSprings Mar 2020 #3

You're qualified to apply as a speechwriter for His Egoness! Karadeniz Mar 2020 #7

The orange anus is blathering about the light at the end of the tunnel and we're almost home free... Brother Buzz Mar 2020 #4

Thanks... albacore Mar 2020 #5

Your stomach doesn't want to know. JHB Mar 2020 #9

29,000 posts JHB! montana_hazeleyes Mar 2020 #10

Thanks for noticing. I hadn't. JHB Mar 2020 #11

Lol. montana_hazeleyes Mar 2020 #12

sop

(10,105 posts)

1. He's a lot more somber today. Still, he can't stop saying the worst will be over in two weeks.

Reply to albacore (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 05:50 PM

Mar 2020

Some expert probably told Trump "the worst will come in two weeks," so he's ignoring that fact and putting it through his Trump Bullshit Machine.

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)

2. Sure...

Reply to albacore (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 05:54 PM

Mar 2020

"Snorf! Gruntmoan. Campaingy rally me! Grokess deathy 100K less is goodum. Ho ho! Beutifocomomy toocum, Ino, Ino, Ino. Stupidwisdom spekish right wurdz. Blah! BLAH! Big Blah! Dependsafullnow. Orangerer podium head balloon, SNORF! UGH! Grunt. Sniff, sniff. Allbow to emperobeseness!!! Knowz to messup, notresponzabullish."

Not easy to transcribe.

Karadeniz

(22,474 posts)

6. But you did a magnificent job...I completely got his message. Thanks!

Reply to Newest Reality (Reply #2)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 07:06 PM

Mar 2020

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)

8. Well,

Reply to Karadeniz (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 07:08 PM

Mar 2020

You are very welcome!

It's not a thankless job after all! LOL!

LastLiberal in PalmSprings

(12,568 posts)

3. Not watching it, but I can summarize it for you:

Reply to albacore (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 05:57 PM

Mar 2020

What a beautiful day for a pandemic! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! "We're fortunate to have your strong leadership, Mr. President..." Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! "I'll be the one sending out your checks!" Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! That's a nasty question. You suck as a reporter. CNN sucks. Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Thank me, Mr. President.

Karadeniz

(22,474 posts)

7. You're qualified to apply as a speechwriter for His Egoness!

Reply to LastLiberal in PalmSprings (Reply #3)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 07:08 PM

Mar 2020

Brother Buzz

(36,384 posts)

4. The orange anus is blathering about the light at the end of the tunnel and we're almost home free...

Reply to albacore (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 06:01 PM

Mar 2020

and Dr Fauci is suggesting it's in inbound train.

albacore

(2,398 posts)

5. Thanks...

Reply to Brother Buzz (Reply #4)

Tue Mar 31, 2020, 06:07 PM

Mar 2020

I expect that New Reality and Last Liberal in PS have it right, too, but I can't stand to watch or hear that man's voice, and I wondered if he was going to have a major announcement...you know.. lockdown and such.
I did notice that they are using the IHME projections, which are the best around.