What to Do If You Run Out of Toilet Paper

[Throck]

https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/what-to-do-if-you-run-out-of-toilet-paper-36739078

No shit!

[Haggis for Breakfast]

1. " . . . the family cloth . . ."

I can't even.

[Totally Tunsie]

5. Not gonna' happen.

If I read that article correctly, you then need one bin to hold the cloth pee-pee wipes and then another bin to hold whatever wipe is used for poo. How lovely.

In each bathroom of our home, there is a container of many clean cloths on top of the tank and a small bin on the floor that we use as a hamper. After each 'go,' we take one cloth, use it, and drop it in the hamper."

On poop:
"At the moment, we don’t use the cloths for poop; they're just for pee. We use baby wipes because toilet paper just doesn't get the tushy clean enough, but we never flush wipes because it clogs the pipes. The ultimate goal is to attach bidets to our toilets, and then use that to cleanse after a poop and then, yes, to use the cloths to pat dry. I have no problem with some cloths sitting for a day in a hamper that have some pee on them, but I would definitely not want cloths with big smears of poop sitting around and going into the washer.

...and then there's the whole guest thingie.

[MontanaMama]

2. My neighbor installed two bidets.

For real...they hooked up to his toilets. Family of 5 and they love them.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

9. I have given it a lot of consideration lately.

Amazon, Home Depot, Lowes and others are advertising them. Prices from $34 to $2500 ( for the entire unit), with all kinds of prices in between, each has accessories and add ons. I would consider the water temperature adjuster. Up here in the Great Pacific Northwest, the last thing I want on my bum in the middle of the night, in the dead of winter, is our ice-cold water. But the more I look, the more tempted I am to do buy one. Also easy to install.

[TreasonousBastard]

3. I like a really, really long shower hose...

since there are no more Sears catalogues.

[mahina]

4. For those of us who do not feel comfortable clicking a link with no text

Could you summarize? Thanks very much

[3catwoman3]

6. The family cloth? Oh, hell no!

The person interviewed washes the pee rags with her kitchen towels?

[Polybius]

7. Just jump in the shower, it's not that big of a deal

Most people only do #2 once a day anyway.

[PCIntern]

8. Easy: go to CVS and buy something on sale

You’ll get a receipt so long your whole family can use it for TP for a week.

[lame54]

10. Turn off the internet porn

[SMC22307]

11. Kee-rist, I have old sheets from the '80s that I use as drop cloths.

And since I'm not a really messy painter, they're not very splattered. If necessary I'd cut them up into squares and use them.