If an alien landed in your backyard and asked you, Who is your leader? How would you answer?

[shockey80]

I would say Cuomo and then tell the alien to stay away from people with orange skin.

[jberryhill]

1. You ignore the obvious correct answer

"You are."

Because if an alien lands in the backyard, I'm joining the winning team.

[PCIntern]

12. That's correct also because...

Remember all those airline hijacking films? The criminal would ask the pilot who’s in charge. The pilot would say that he the pilot was and would then get shot in the head. The question was asked again and the copilot said “You are”.

[DBoon]

2. I'd tell him he should ask my wife

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[jberryhill]

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[DBoon]

8. She'd probably say "Andrew Cuomo of course"

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

3. I'd say no one.

This country lacks real leadership.

[Mike 03]

4. I'd try to set up a meeting between the alien and Angela Merkel and let them

decide if they could work together to square things away on this planet. I'd trust Merkel's judgment and if she decided the aliens were well-intentioned, smarter and could be helpful, I'm sure she'd let them take over.

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. She was my first thought as well.

[cyndensco]

6. I'd say the asshole in the White House

and hope like hell the alien had a grudge against him.

[Tanuki]

7. Nancy D'Alesandro Pelosi

[marble falls]

9. "When you find him at the WH, take him with you!"

[Chipper Chat]

11. We have no leader. Only a dictator.

[lunasun]

13. according to trump and many others

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[lagomorph777]

14. Cuomo. I'm getting my news from him and ignoring the Scary Clown Show.

[Volaris]

15. B. Obama, if for no other reason than if he asks for it,

He has access to the same daily intelligence brief as the actual president, only he would ACTUALLY READ the damn thing.