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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSome collected funnies for your enjoyment!
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.
The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I
turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or
The Bedroom
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.
Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1
teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go
from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she
thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog....
we laughed a lot.
So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just
find me or do I find them?
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You
have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no
clue how this place is still in business.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb
threat.
I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I
wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda.
I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the
same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
PJMcK
(22,031 posts)Those were perfect thoughts to start the day!
Have a good one, Dave.
burrowowl
(17,638 posts)flying_wahini
(6,589 posts)Ohiogal
(31,973 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,925 posts)oh, so true!!!
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)TY for the laughs! It's good medicine!
What did your dog have to say about neighbor & cat?
wryter2000
(46,036 posts)My cat tells me that lady's cat overheard them laughing.
Alliepoo
(2,215 posts)Loved these funnies!! Read them all to Mr Poo!! Thanks for the laughs!!!!!!!!!!!
MerryBlooms
(11,761 posts)Those were great!
I was talking to a friend yesterday about how we're all dropping quaran or quarantine into casual conversation... told her Happy quaranTuesday, she says, it's quaranMonday, I said, okay seriously, that makes it funnier.
House of Roberts
(5,168 posts)QuaranCaturday!
MerryBlooms
(11,761 posts)so I guess technically, every day is QuaranCatday!
WinstonSmith4740
(3,056 posts)Some well needed humor. I have to admit it thought...I'm a teacher and I stole the one about suspending the 2 kids. I do love the fact that parents who never taught their kids to respect anyone are now stuck at home with the little shits.
keithbvadu2
(36,766 posts)Finally had to take one because the goats were complaining.
pazzyanne
(6,547 posts)planetc
(7,805 posts)evilhime
(326 posts)Have you posted them anywhere else??? May I share?
Tucker08087
(621 posts)I needed that!
El Mimbreno
(777 posts)Added them to the Just for Fun page on our local party website www.gcdp-nm.org .
With credit and a link, of course.
wryter2000
(46,036 posts)You can be famous on Facebook
malaise
(268,913 posts)Rec
House of Roberts
(5,168 posts)didn't start doing that just since coronavirus.
crickets
(25,962 posts)Dave in VA
(2,037 posts)This is just a collection of funnies I have seen on other web sites over the last couple of days. Wish I were this talented, but...
Glad all of you are enjoying!
We all need a laugh now and then, especially now.
Be safe and stay healthy!
Danascot
(4,690 posts)30 days hath September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31 except last month that had 8,000.
This coronavirus thing makes me feel like Im 16 again. Gas is cheap and Im not allowed to leave the house.
My day is grueling: 12 hours of texting, 2 hours of looking for snacks I ate two weeks ago, 10 pm change from day pajamas to night pajamas, repeat.